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let deity organize them

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bonesibegyou

I'm not sure if it's canon compliant but giving Bones an anxiety disorder makes for such an interesting dynamic. I mean. This man will not bat an eyelash when an augmented war lord tries to strangle him but has to perform breathing exercises before he uses a transporter. Exceptional

Him bordering on a panic attack when Kirk tells him to perform surgery on a rock followed by the god complex "I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day" after he actually fucking does it.

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deploy the boy

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parakeet

Someone tagged this as duck… fellas, let me introduce you to the Stilt

On account of his stilts. Of course

Source: twitter.com
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beastlyart

Disappointed, disgusted, but unsurprised. I’m so tired.

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nehirose

Same. Just... same.

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sbeep

Got another one- easy to forget, vital to a readable and polished image. If your values are too close together, it makes it much harder to 'read' an image. Good contrast makes it pop!

Contrast between hues (colour) can also help, but value contrast will be the biggest hitter on your side.🫶

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This poor girl's death is all over the news because she was one of the first to die. Everyone knew it would happen and they were waiting to write this story. Nevaeh Crain was one of the first, but there will be more, a hundred, a thousand, ten thousand and they won't be people with a story in the paper, they'll be a statistic, a maternal death rate that is horrifying, but that to many will just seem "normal." Sad, but no one's fault. Sad but what can you do? Sad, but that's just the way it is and they'll never understand that no, that's not the way it is in a civilized country. Uruguay has a lower maternal death rate. Oman has a lower maternal death rate. In the Seychelles, in Albania, they have a lower maternal death rate.

Please, don't let Nevaeh Crain's death be the new normal.

Vote democrat.

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screenbeanz

Without a Trace. Random Agent Jack Malone GIFs.

CLICK ON GIFs TO ENLARGE.

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Much Ado About Nothing is really funny bc it’s a Shakespeare play where one of the couples already love each other before the play begins and one of them start the show by calling each other brainless backstabbing insufferable whores and you’d think the ones that like each other would be the easier ones to get together but Here’s The Thing

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In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

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HE DID IT FOLKS, HE DID THE THING

I genuinely love how this man wrote the most effortlessly, breathtakingly universal truths I've ever read and then will just...dad joke all over the place.

"A sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. That's what sin is."

and

"The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its most stupid member divided by the number of mobsters."
Breathtaking. Life altering. Simple words given to the most complex facets of human existence.

But also...

"Tiffany [Aching] was Aching all over"

and also...

"Bjorn again"

and also...

“A -ing wizard. I HATE -ing wizards!” “You shouldn’t - them, then”‘ muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes."

and also...

"It was gilt by association"

and fucking..

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

But then...

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”

...and also!

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”

...and don't forget!

“Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

...and furthermore!

“There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.”

The one-two punch of something like...

“Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck"

...and then the utter, truthful, poetic simplicity of...

"When in doubt, choose to live.”

Not many writers ever manage to swing so fully between the poles of absurdity and veracity with such success on both ends of the spectrum. What a gift he was and is to all of us.

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kyraneko

Pratchett was really, really good at putting enough meat beneath the humor to make all of it real.

Kinda like The Princess Bride and M*A*S*H that way.

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