Wahoo.

can‘t let anne rice know armand is writing self insert lestat fanfiction she‘ll sue him

iwtv fandom constantly arguing about who the real bad guy is when shit hits the fan like oh its lestats fault or armands or actually louis is the real villain!! IRRELEVANT. disregard. the reason everything always goes to shit in this show is because unfortunately louis and lestat do match eachothers freak and the resonant harmony of their freakiness sends pure unfiltered wavelengths of suffering to every single characters vampire brainstem and ruins their lives. in this business we call it the invisible chord.

Not that this soup needs any more religious imagery, but one thing the drives me a little insane is that Armand, who could be mistaken for an angel if you saw him under a shitty light bulb, was lovingly driving Daniel to suicide while Louis, who looked like a creature fresh out of the fires of hell, pushed him towards life. Something about God's easy promise of eternal rest vs the Devil urging you to live not because it's easy, but because it'd be a shame not to see how far you could get.

Jacob Anderson talking about Louis de Pointe du Lac (x)

iwtv s2 already a masterpiece: armand making out with all the boys, while he and lestat try to outcunt each other, louis and daniel competing to win the interview with the vampire, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, while louis’ psyche unravels more and more and daniel is fighting for his life as he chants to himself ‘i’m straight i’m straight’. but as always who suffers more than jesus? claudia.

the funny thing about armand and lestat in the books is that lestat does love and desire armand but he keeps getting turned off by armand being just a little too crazy for him. which must be very humbling coming from lestat of all people

that show is a comedy → 1/?

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2.01) | WHAT CAN THE DAMNED REALLY SAY TO THE DAMNED

love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)

not a single reliable narrator in sight

this is the funniest fucking thing he could possibly fucking say about lestat

yeah there's sucking and fucking on iwtv but nothing on it is gayer than three old bitchy queens sniping at each other every episode

hooting and hollering

Louis: so i got into the confessional booth and i said to the priest I LAID DOWN WITH A MAN!! I LAID DOWN WITH THE DEVIL!! AND HE HAS ROOTS IN ME, ALL HIS SPINDLY ROOTS IN ME! AND I CANT THINK NOTHING ANYMORE BUT HIS VOICE AND HIS WORDS! PLEASE! HELP ME! I AM WEAK! I WANNA DIE! but Lestat, he knew where I was and he found me, Mr. Molloy. He found me and punched clean through that priest’s-

Armand on that damn ipad:

Daniel realizing this dynamic is even more messed up than he thought

#oh i love my PROBLEMATIC wives