my body is no longer his temple;

Happy Birthday, Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson! (13.05.1986)

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

if we’re all very quiet, and no one makes a sound, we may be able to hear the sound of robert pattinson screaming

Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne/Batman — “The Batman” First Camera Test

I don’t have much of an imagination. 

robert pattinson could do spider-man but tom holland couldn’t do twilight

robert pattinson could do everything and no one could do anything robert pattinson did

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

robert pattinson singlehandedly destroying every single joker before he’s even put the suit on

Robert Pattinson on Actors on Actors

I know you’re about to start shooting ‘Batman’, any nerves going into that?

there's no fucking way this man is real.

@yourpalmoony​

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

I cannot believe Robert Pattinson

I’M SCREAMING

yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy