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Dick Grayson: Are you alright? You didn't get much sleep last night.
Tim Drake: I got a whole 8 minutes of sleep.
Tim: Not consecutively but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
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Artemis Crock: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why.
Zatanna Zatara: Only if you also don’t ask why.
Zatanna Zatara: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Artemis Crock:
Zatanna Zatara:
Artemis Crock: This one is fine.
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Tim Drake: Initiate Phase 2.
Bart Allen: I forgot what Phase 2 is, but I'll assume we just run in like we discussed.
Tim Drake: Affirmative.
Bart Allen: I'll assume that means "yes".
Tim Drake: Roger.
Bart Allen: My name's Bart.
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Dick Grayson: So here’s the tea-
Bruce Wayne: For the last time, it’s called a “mission report”.
Dick Grayson: Do you want the tea or not?
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damian wayne, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
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Tim: Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?
Damian: Everyone. Constantly.
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“A human heart costs $442,000 and I gave you mine for free, you ungrateful bitch!”
— jason todd, after a breakup
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Damian: I don’t really have friends.
Dick: Bold words coming from someone who is within hugging range.
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Villain: But why?! Why would you save Nightwing? You don’t even like him!
Red Hood, dragging Nightwing to safety: OHANA, BITCH
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Bart Allen: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
Scarab: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
Jaime Reyes: A bagel.
Scarab: NOOOOOO!
Jaime Reyes: Two bagels.
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dick: fuck batman. i left my past behind
jason: hey nice to meet u bro. i’m the new robin
dick:
dick: DADDY WHAT THE FUCK
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Dick Grayson: I have good news and bad news.
Bruce Wayne: Good news first.
Dick Grayson: Well, the airbags in the Batmobile work perfectly!
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Bruce Wayne: I am at a loss for words!
Dick Grayson [narrating]: Despite being lost for words, Bruce yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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Clark Kent, just starting out as a reporter: what are the best kind of fireworks?
Jason, not yet knowing Supermans secret identity: wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?
Clark, crying on the inside: where is your father
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rachel: nothing in life is free
gar: adventure is free
dick: life is free
kory: love is free
jason: everything is free if you take it and don’t get caught
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Bruce: I don’t think I’ve ever made a mistake.
Jason: sure you have.
Jason: Just a little one.
Jason: About 4’6”
Jason: It’s called Damian
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Jason: Rules are made to be broken.
Tim: They were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken
Damian: Piñatas.
Jason: Peoples arms.
Dick: Spagetti when you have a small pot!
Jason: Peoples necks.