my body is no longer his temple;

Pros of Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey -Canon LGBT main characters -Diverse cast and crew -Shiny and nonchronological with more energy than a Redbull 4-hour energy combo -Margot Robbie Margot Robbie Margot Robbie -Black Canary singing A NOTE YOU’VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE -Psycho villain breakup is somehow the most realistic portrayal of a breakup you’ve ever seen -on a similar note, love between girl & sandwich is better than most Hollywood romances. The sacrifice. The love. The tragedy -Helena Bertinelli on a motorcycle was specially crafted from the screams of the bisexual goblin horde that is my heart, and is the awkwardest assassin -Main characters realize they are extremely flawed bad people and actually do something about it

Cons of Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey -gaining unrealistic expectations for love because Helena Bertinelli doesn’t exist in real life -there’s only one scene with a glitter cannon

Luckily for me, I have all my best ideas drunk. Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

(...) OR AS THE TABLOIDS CALL HIM, CAPTAIN BOOMERANG.

AN ACTUAL BABY 

Oh hey, you’re the asshole no one likes.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Helena Bertinelli BIRDS OF PREY (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

BONUS!

YOU KILLED MY SANDWICH!

BIRDS OF PREY (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

I mean, how do I be like you? Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that.

#nearly threw hands with a 13 year old

#my fucking Queen

Harley’s amazing fighting skills appreciation day

+ a little bonus in the background:

Jennifer’s Body (2009, dir Karyn Kusama) Birds of Prey (2020, dir. Cathy Yan)

Harley/Dinah + going for his neck