Linktober Day 1: Mirror

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

if i was god and someone built and designed this place to worship me i would fucking smite them

Some beauties from Finland, all candidates for "the ugliest church in Finland":

Alavan kirkko, Kuopio

Kalevan kirkko, Tampere

Järvenpään kirkko, Järvenpää

Tapiolan kirkko, Espoo

Kouvolan keskuskirkko, Kouvola

Klaukkalan kirkko, Klaukkala

Konalan kirkko, Helsinki

There's also Hyvinkään kirkko from, well, Hyvinkää - which is just a repurposed UFO that happened to crashland on the lot;

Let's not forget Lauritsalan Kirkko in Lappeenranta that got second place in the ugliest church vote if memory serves. I saw this thing as a kid and asked what it is. My dad told me it's a ski jumping tower and I didn't even question it

I discovered recently that finnish language has a term "piruntorjuntabunkkeri" = anti- devil defence bunker and that it is refering to these type of brutalist finnish churches

Anti-Devil defence bunker

good start but also

i would kill myself if somebody posted this on my music ahahaha

this is what every cast of fuckable male characters in western RPGs look like and people that like these games will hump their couch with an insatiable lust over them

@lazyjellyfish300 ……I’m not gonna say a word

LMFAO humping the couch with insatiable lust 💀💀💀 listen....I get it 😅🥵

I’m showing your posts whenever my besties insist I’m the biggest simp

Asdffjjjkl hope they enjoy the show 😅😂😇🤭 @miguel-ohara-wifey

Helllllllooooooooo I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so YOU don't have to!

I'm gonna be honest guys, I rewatched the Pokemon movie again and honestly... I rea- *DOOR SMASHES OPEN*

DOUG! YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER! I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!

Woah, what's th-

Doug. Shut the fuck up. Don't even play around and act like you weren't FUCKING my WIFE for

FOUR FUCKING YEARS!

Joseph I genuinely have no id-

SHUT UP YOU MOTHER FUCKER! IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT! RRRRAAAAGHHHHH!!!!

AAAHHHHHH!!!

AAAHHHH

Wait... where am I?

*all in unison* You're in Heaven now, Mr. Walker. Follow us.

MEANWHILE BACK ON EARTH

my fallow americans we hasusbubah sfbg aadshfb doug walker nostalgia critic has bassed away and we are holding a ceremonie at the southern chicago s-

*sees a bug outside*

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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please do not the snail.

Good trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing exactly what it looks like.

Great trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing something so unfathomable that the person who interrupted them can't even begin to attempt to figure out what the hell it is they're seeing.

- Paris Hilton

...WOW.

say you're sorry, mean it, and don't do it again really is the best way to go about it when you've fucked up.

I have evil furry convention plans.

“How’s life?”

Me:

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

HELLO?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS AD

Pee in them.

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