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Can I say this? I don't know why but I just got the feeling that Carlisle is the kind of guy who takes off his wife's clothes in bed and folds them...

Overthinking Carlisle on their wedding night looks at esme's vest in his hand: 'What should I do with it!!????' 'I'll look like an animal if I throw it away.' 'Where should I put it? oh no. She's looking at me. She's looking! do something you idiot! anything!' *Starts folding the vest.*
Esme: 'So that's what people did in the 17th century. Wait, should I fold his pants later? Or does he fold it himself’
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joking aside, I don't think Esme would have been that surprised to discover that Carlisle was uncircumcised, as less than 50% of American men would have been in the 1920s, and the practice remains extremely uncommon in most western countries outside of the USA today...realistically it's likely that out of all the Cullen men only Emmett would be cut, and statistically speaking - since vampires thrive in less sunny climes, which are also the places least likely to practice circumcision (though I would surely love to know more about African vampire culture!) - the majority of vampires would be uncircumcised, so I doubt Carlisle would have the inclination to change that even if he could

not that I've uh...looked into this or anything...

Thanks for this! 😁 It really was just a joke for dramatic effect; don't take it too seriously. Please ignore it if you don't like it.

But if you want to discuss this issue academically, data and time periods don't always accurately reflect individual experiences, and we need to consider class and social background. During the 1880s and 90s, physicians began to use circumcision on infants as a preventive operation. So, Edward would most likely to be the only Cullen male circumcised?Middle and upper-class people were more open to circumcision due to medical recommendations as it became associated with upper/middle-class cleanliness and preventive health care. Edward was most likely born in a hospital and then circumcised for the purpose of pediatric care to prevent disease (one of the 30 percent in 1900s)

Now, let's consider the fact that Emmett was born into a Scotch-Irish family of hunters. He was most likely born at home in 1915 without easy access to physicians or regular professional medical care. Moreover, circumcision was not religiously necessary for him. According to the official guide: "He had what his parents considered a wild adolescence; never one to worry about consequences, Emmett ran with a wild crowd that drank, gambled, and womanized." His parents were not strict enough to care about the need to prevent him from masturbating, nor was the cost of circumcision a necessary expense.

Yes, Esme would likely not be surprised. For Esme, she probably heard about how many people were or were not circumcised. But compared to the numbers, the visual image determines whether or not she'd be curious to stare at Carlisle's genitals the first time around. The question then becomes: is Carlisle's similar to her ex-husband's? We don't know much about Charles Evenson's background, and it's unlikely that he was circumcised as an infant. What about undergoing the surgery as a young adult? Was it possible that he was stupid enough to think that being circumcised would reduce the risk of sexually transmitted infections or that he developed inflammation or infections of the penis? Other than that, he should be uncircumcised. Anyway, it's just an evil headcanon of mine that I kinda like: crazy Evenson who had penis problems and suffers from a crisis of masculinity got himself circumcised, and Esme stared at Carlisle's penis that is completely different from her ex-husband's in terms of shape, length, girth…😈

Haha, Carlisle certainly wouldn't bite off his foreskin! You're right he had no excuse to do so. Another joke/headcanon of mine is: when the trend emerged in the 1880s and 1890s, and into the 1920s when it started to become a common medical procedure, and when Carlisle frequently saw articles and advertisements recommending the procedure, would he have wondered what it would look like if he had been circumcised? How should this procedure be performed if a vampire has phimosis? It looks like teeth might be the only option…💀

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Waking up and thinking of Carlisle's uncircumcised penis for no reason...

Did he try to do the surgery himself some time after he was turned into a vampire? If so, what would he do? Bite it off? Did esme stare at it when she first saw it? Did she paint it in the nude portraits of Carlisle she was hiding? Did the children find the paintings? Who was the first to notice it?

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Always here to hear more about Carlisle and Esme in compromising positions

You’re an enabler thank u 💖

So I’ve written many many fics and posts about Esme having a praise kink, and I don’t think it always presents itself in a submissive way. I think she needs to feel needed, whether that be as a mother figure to Edward, an older sister figure to the others, a loving wife to Carlisle. Well, part of feeling needed in a romantic relationship is often the need to feel desired. To be really needed, you know? Desperately so.

So picture Esme sitting up in bed with pillows behind her back, her hair loose over her shoulder and Carlisle between her legs. Her, comfortably dressed in soft silk, him totally bare. Carlisle leaning back in her embrace, his back against her chest, his head dropped back on her shoulder, almost blind with need as she keeps him on edge. Esme had him wear a ring all day, maybe longer, and she makes him wear it still, even as she strokes him and kisses his throat and caresses his body and makes the sweetest noises in his ear. And she brings him to the edge and then denies him, brings him to the edge and denies him, and he writhes against her and begs her and whimpers and he cries without tears because it’s too much and not enough. When she gently lays him back and climbs atop him, she still keeps the ring on when she finds her own release, pinning his hands above his head and swallowing his sobs in her kisses. For so long she keeps him on edge like that and he is utterly powerless to her desires because he knows she can make it sweeter than he ever could, and if she ever stops he will die, he will die without her touch and so he kisses her and begs her and needs her more than he needs air, more than he needs blood, more than he needs life-

So when she finally lets him have his satisfaction he grips her so tight and shakes so much and loses himself entirely. And after, they wrap each other in embraces that last for hours, tenderly reassuring the other, bathing together and brushing each other’s hair and helping each other to dress. And then a few weeks, a few months later, they both need it all over again.

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So this has been haunting me for weeks. I have to say it.

in those early modern medical texts that Carlisle read, the key to successful conception was thought to be the casting of the 'seed' when the woman reached her orgasm, so a penis that was too big to cause potential pain for the woman was often thought to be one of the reasons of infertility. So this poor guy probably just looked down at his huge di*k and muttered "Slud! I might not be able to procreate".

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ANON REQUEST - Esme wears nothing but Carlisle's scarf (one-shot - fluff/mild smut)

The sleek, black Mercedes crept carefully down the long driveway that led to the lavish Cullen estate. Despite his calling as a doctor, between the four walls of their home in the woods was truly the only place he could be his authentic self. There was no practicing how to move, how to talk, how to pretend to breath. The act was up for the day; the curtains closed so to speak, and the crowd had disappeared to their own dwellings. Even after centuries of practice, Carlisle felt the weight of the world lift when he returned to his family. The garage door eased open as he approached and the flawless vehicle turned in for the night in its home beside Emmett's towering Jeep. After a single inhale for decompress, Carlisle popped the door open and headed into the house. When he flung the door open, the silence almost made him shout, 'anybody home?'. Rather, he glanced around the open area in the living room and began to wander. Where is everyone? Carlisle wondered if they had all taken a hunting trip if they weren't expecting his immediate return. He couldn't blame them for harnessing their thirst. It was odd when the Cullen house was quiet because it was typically so boisterous and full of life. When he realized no one was on the first floor he decided to take a few minutes in his office to unpack and get settled before potentially heading out for his own, overdue hunting trip. Carlisle loosened his tie and took the stairs slowly before heading down a dark hallway where his office sat behind the first door on the right. When he opened the door his eyes squinted and his pupils dilated just a bit when he sensed Esme was nearby. With a hand still on the doorknob, Carlisle froze momentarily when he saw Esme sitting behind his desk. He tried to maintain his sense of composure but felt his bottom lip drop away from his top one when he recognized Esme's attire. In the pale lighting from the window behind where she sat and a single candle on the desk, her porcelain skin seemed to cast a glow in the room. From head to toe she bared herself to him, except for the the dark blue scarf her husband often wore. It draped perfectly down her chest, covering both of her otherwise bare breasts. "Good evening Dr. Cullen," she greeted, smirking and almost giggling from the out of character way she chose to greet her husband. From her perspective it teetered on the lines of silly and sexy. Carlisle loosened his tie a bit more and cleared his throat. "Mrs. Cullen." He gave a gentle nod and entered the room completely before allowing the door to shut with a click behind him. "I hope you don't mind," Esme toyed with the scarf around her neck, "I borrowed your favorite one." He could have chuckled or smiled.. but Carlisle felt desire taking over all other emotions. He inhaled deeply, allowing her scent to fill his nostrils as his eyes became a shade darker. Esme rose to her feet when she found her husband speechless. She rounded the desk, her mouth tipping up in a little smile when she saw his gaze drink her form in completely. "Is everyone-" he began, but she cut him off. "They're all on their way to the Canadian mountains to hunt," Esme informed him, reaching with delicate hands for his tie to undo it completely. Carlisle's heart would have been racing if it still held a beat. Somehow he still felt a flush of warmth in his face as she began to unclasp the buttons on his shirt next. His hand felt to tangle in her hair as he watched intently as she began to undress his upper half. When Esme hit him with her eyes in a sweet manner he could tell she had recently hunted from the lingering gold that had only swelled partially black now that he was standing before her. Without a word, Esme pressed up onto her toes and let her lips collide with his. She watched as his eyes closed and felt him part her lips with his tongue. Carlisle could taste the blood from whatever Esme had recently devoured. It made him kiss her harder; more urgently. The combination of these two kinds of lust made him insatiable in that instant. Esme pulled back
just to tease him in a whisper. "I forgot you haven't hunted in a week." It had been a part of her plan - to hunt just before her attempts to seduce him. The inner animal in Carlisle that he managed to keep hidden was still there inside of him. Esme knew the lingering taste of blood on her tongue could bring out that side he only let out in front of her. Carlisle's mouth twisted into a smile and his hand fell to her face now. "You have a very wicked side to you Mrs. Cullen," he spoke against her lips, eager to taste her again. She giggled against him and their lips collided again, this time with more heat; more urgency. A moan escaped Carlisle and he couldn't manage to hold himself back any longer. His hands fell to her bare hips and he picked up his wife, pleased when her legs wrapped around his waist where his erection pressed against the front of his khaki pants. Esme's arms linked around his shoulders, locking behind his head as they continued to kiss while he sat her on the edge of the desk. The scarf she wore fell in a heap to the wooden table top and he shoved it away along with whatever else was in the way. Esme's hands looses the belt around his waist and then swiftly undid the button there. When her hand grazed his hard-on in the process her husband groaned. Carlisle shoved his khakis down so they fell at his feet, the belt clanking against the thick, wooden floorboards below. He pulled Esme toward him with force so she sat at the edge of the desk. When her feet locked around the backs of his legs he connected himself to her with one swift movement that left them both sighing with the instant pleasure of feeling one another so intimately. Esme's hands shoved his shirt off his shoulders so she could feel him completely. Her fingertips dug into his muscular back as she held him hard while they carried on. With each thrust his breaths landed against her in between the breaks of their makeout session. When her name escaped his lips Esme bit down in her bottom lip, though it only lasted a second because Carlisle's took over as he devoured her mouth with his own again. The loud creaking from the desk beneath them made Esme break their kiss and look down, but her husband quickly pulled her back into the moment. "We'll buy another one," he choked out, closing his eyes again as he didn't miss a beat. Esme let her head drop back and let out what she was feeling. It was rare they had the house alone. She was never able to make love to Carlisle without holding back, and so she decided to indulge in it. "Carlisle.." his name rolled off her tongue as she laid back now. Esme's hands fell to his his thighs and felt his hands fall to grip her forearms. "Don't stop." He was rapidly leading her to an orgasm. The movements of his hips, the squeeze of his hands against hers, his grunts in between uncontrollable breaths. Esme loved Carlisle in his raw form and it added to the lust that accompanied her love for him. She was the only one that he would become completely undone in front of it. Likewise, Esme felt comfortable and secure in Carlisle's hands and so right then she let herself go without reservation as he led her to a climatic moment that left her feeling overcome with a wave of what felt like undying pleasure. At the same time, Carlisle recognized the look on his wife's face, the tightening of her thighs against his. It sent him into his own climatic finish that left his hands gripping her hips so hard that he hoped he hadn't hurt her in the midst of his own whirlwind of pleasure.
Watching Carlisle finish was erotic and sensual, hot and intense. Esme loved seeing his facial features twist in ecstasy and, in rare form, hearing his moans echo off the walls. It was enough to make her weak in the knees long after they'd left each other's arms.
When the fiery nature of their lovemaking came to a breathy halt, Esme stared up at him before sitting up completely again so they could share a long, lazy kiss.
Carlisle pecked her lips several more times before rested a hand gently on her face. He whispered again, managing a smile this time. "You look much better in my scarf than I do."
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i understand its early in the morning but i think we've long since established i dont care. anyway fanfic is so great bc it allows my brain to gently remove the pfach from the mental image i have and suddenly Carlisle has the biggest dick energy. Gargantuan.

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I feel like the scene of BD when Bella shows off all the lingerie in the honeymoon wasnt mean for their relationship? Like that felt more of a Carlisle Esme thing to do?

However seeing Edward’s virgin ass blushing and all shy because the man hasn’t seen a pair of boobs since his mom breastfed him in 1900

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You're so right and you should say it bro!

Bella 'who had a panic attack because Alice filled her suitcase with sexy lingeries' Cullen. And Bella 'who was wearing the underwear, trying to seduce her husband' Cullen. be like,

I mean WTF???😂

I completely agree that a lingerie show is a Carlesme thing!!

But can we spare one minute to talk about the lingerie show on Carlesme's wedding night and poor Carlisle's premature ejaculation ? Miss Esme thought about showing Carlisle her deliberately selected underwear after she felt she was ready to have sex with him (very likely on their wedding night). But on that day, Carlisle, a pastor's son, a 300-year-old virgin, had yearned for this woman for a long time, lost his mind right away once he caught a glimpse of the lacework of Esme's camisole under her girdle.

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Y’know, I talk about Dr C’s premature ejaculation a lot. But you know what there needs to be more content of?

Carlisle Cullen’s premature ejaculation as a result of his wife.

When she’s feeling particularly devilish, she’ll make him go without even touching him.

pls don't leave these in your tags! @youareonlyastory

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Some Carlisle and Esme bed headcanons

Trying to work through some thoughts heading into a few ideas I have for Cien Años and tumblr may as well benefit from my need to put a brain dump somewhere. Putting these under a cut even though they aren't all that NSFW in their wording, just in their topic. That's why I'm calling them "bed" rather than "sex" headcanons because if you're hoping that below the cut is lots of explicit ideas about who puts whose mouth where, well, you're gonna be disappointed. I think I also technically have to warn that the stuff under the cut is not for people under the age of majority, so don't click it if you're not. Trigger warnings for frank discussion of the aftereffects of Charles Evenson.

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USFW WIP

I had Thoughts™ about feral Esme, not newborn, actually more current, and so here we are.

Esme growled low in her throat, her golden eyes glinting in an unmistakably predatory way.

She had Carlisle's wrists pinned above his head against the wall. Esme couldn't help but be pleased with seeing her husband so helpless to her. Oh the things she wanted to do to him.

Esme's eyes trailed down her husband's body, and down to his crotch, where his cock strained against his pants. Esme smirked. Carlisle never whined, but as Esme's eyes met his, and she licked her lips, venom dripping from her tongue, Carlisle almost whimpered.

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