I feel like the scene of BD when Bella shows off all the lingerie in the honeymoon wasnt mean for their relationship? Like that felt more of a Carlisle Esme thing to do?
However seeing Edward’s virgin ass blushing and all shy because the man hasn’t seen a pair of boobs since his mom breastfed him in 1900
You're so right and you should say it bro!
Bella 'who had a panic attack because Alice filled her suitcase with sexy lingeries' Cullen. And Bella 'who was wearing the underwear, trying to seduce her husband' Cullen. be like,
I mean WTF???😂
I completely agree that a lingerie show is a Carlesme thing!!
But can we spare one minute to talk about the lingerie show on Carlesme's wedding night and poor Carlisle's premature ejaculation ? Miss Esme thought about showing Carlisle her deliberately selected underwear after she felt she was ready to have sex with him (very likely on their wedding night). But on that day, Carlisle, a pastor's son, a 300-year-old virgin, had yearned for this woman for a long time, lost his mind right away once he caught a glimpse of the lacework of Esme's camisole under her girdle.
Y’know, I talk about Dr C’s premature ejaculation a lot. But you know what there needs to be more content of?
Carlisle Cullen’s premature ejaculation as a result of his wife.
When she’s feeling particularly devilish, she’ll make him go without even touching him.
pls don't leave these in your tags! @youareonlyastory