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Tumblr’s #1 Fan Of “The Cable Guy” (TRUE FACT)

@necroticcoffee / necroticcoffee.tumblr.com

Semi-PnF Enthusiast, but I post mostly different stuff now :P
Imma cool with any pronouns. Tbh, I’m a pretty wack Texan lol
Also kinda obsessed with Jim Carrey ngl
“Are Ace Ventura and the Mask from their respective animated series together? I think they are, but society wants to deny it. 🙄”
“pnf” tag - non-ship stuff (unless it’s canon)
“phineas and ferb” tag - some ship stuff (no matter the ship)
I reblog too many things lol
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danyboithing

An AU where Carl goes to work for Heinz because, unlike OWCA, he's actually willing to pay him

Heinz absolutely pays well and gives Carl benefits no i am not accepting criticism

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sv962

Heinz and Perry end up adopting Carl.

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steveart

I SAID I’D DO THIS, AND I DID.

THEY’D LOVE CARL SO MUCH THEY’D LET HIM BE DR COCONUT WHENEVER HE WANTED. THAT’S HOW MUCH THEY’D LOVE HIM.

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steveart

The Pharmacist AU! The AU where Doofenshmirtz is a pharmacist and gives medicine to people in need and always gets mistaken for an evil scientist. His competitor is the P.W.C.A.: Pharmacy Without a Cool Acronym. They sell medicines double their price and still don’t pay Carl. Also, there’s Perry. He’s there to thwart Heinz as always.

Perry’s shirt just spawns on him no big deal

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Imagine if Doof called in sick (not only because he doesn’t have the energy), but also because he didn’t want to contaminate Perry. 

And like Mono just sends Perry anyways, because he needs to uphold a toxic work Ethic.

But my favorite thing from this, is Perry:

He might not have said anything, but deep inside he is like “Fuck you”

Perry bout to smack a bitch and it ain’t the bitch he’s being paid to smack

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