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I'm reposting the Erasmo stuff for anyone who may have found their way here by way of Psu's Sketchie Book 2. With some additional material.

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Once…. there was this dog. who… shot lighting bolts from his eyes. and…

he had robot legs. given to him by gypsy golems.

But they wern’t dog legs. They were grasshopper legs. The dog lost his original legs in… THE WAR

The war against the terrible space frogs.

They were called that. But they actually looked like thishttp://pazzojinn.tumblr.com/post/37007111940/astronomy-to-zoology-helmet-urchin

The reason for this remains a mystery to this day.

Most of the earth was destroyed in the war. What was left was rebuilt into scattered islands on a sea of clouds

The clouds are actually a heavier than air gas that is all that remains of most of the old Earth

The dog travels these gas seas, fightan crimes with his lightning eyes. Seeking the severed cyborg head of his lost love

His nemesis is a hideous half spacefrog/half gorilla who used to be his best friend

They met in basic training. Before… THE WAR

The war against the Terrible Space Frogs. Which, as previously stated, didn’t actually look like frogs. And were really kinda cute

Part of the dog’s brain was removed to give him is lightning eye powers, and he no longer remembers his name. Only his lost love. He seeks her in the hope she can unlock the secrets of his distant past.

When the Gypsy Gollems found him after… THE WAR. The War against the Terrible Space Frogs. They nursed his broken body and gave him the name… ERASMO Elvert

…THE WAR. The War against the Terrible Space Frogs. Lasted for one hundred years. The lightning dog soldiers, that were Earth’s best defense against the Terrible Space Frogs, where given hideously extended lives thanks to dark magics

Erasmo’s terrible nemesis  SANTO Kieck, seeks to destroy the great engines that maintain the cloud sea and keep it from dissipating. The last of the Terrible Space Frogs are bound within these engines, powering them. Santo desires to free his former masters.

 The engines are all but indestructible  The severed cybernetic head of Erasmo’s lost love,  Zulema Bulwinkle, holds the only key.

Also, Erasmo’s current worst nemesis, former best friend, Santo, used to be a lightning eye shooty dog too. So the whole half spacefrog/half gorilla thing is just super weird.

The original Erasmo drawing is courtesy of Bug

I later commissioned Psu for a picture of Erasmo

and Formaldehyde for a picture of Santo

I didn't really have any idea how a half gorilla/half terrible space frog would look, but I was very pleased with how it turned out.

Finally, I was lucky enough to get ICS to draw Zulma 

This one turned out significantly more horrifying than I could have imagined. It's pretty sweet.

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The irony of doing deforestation in a land that already has nearly no forests, only to place some giant bird-killing things there in the name of “green energy.” Don’t let me even get started about how much harmful manufacturing processes need to take place to make wind turbines.

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anreill

>the trees that were cut down were a commercial crop that would have been cut down regardless

>this was over a 20 year period that they planted 272 million more trees

>That 14 million is less than 1% of the total woodland area in scotland

Forestry and Land Scotland (FLS) confirmed to Full Fact that an estimated 13.9 million trees were felled for wind farms on land that it managed (which is about 10% of Scotland’s land and one third of its forests).
But it also said that over the same period 272 million trees were planted in Scotland by all land managers (not just FLS). This number does not include replanting commercial trees that have been felled, and on average FLS plants 25 million trees per year of this type.
FLS added that, “To date, the amount of woodland removed across Scotland’s national forests and land (managed by FLS) for windfarm development is not even 1 per cent of the total woodland area managed by FLS.”

People wanna hate renewable energy so fucking bad.

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fucking australia’s trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country

please, actually, get fucking mad over this, the entirety of australia basically just banned all social media for anyone who doesnt want to give up their privacy to the government, there was no vote on this, no nothing, they just went ahead and fucking passed this ridiculously privy law and barely anybody’s talking about it the actual fuck

okay so to actually explain what exactly is happening, it’s an age thing. theyve used ‘protect the children’ and ‘let kids be kids’ as a weapon again. anyone under 16 is banned from social media, but to enforce this they have openly admitted everyone will need to link their government id to their social media. this whole ‘protect the kids’ thing was a very obvious trojan horse for getting ppl to give up their privacy.

and yknow, that alone is a very shitty law even without the whole surrendering your private information to the government thing.

theyve made outside uninhabitable, there’s nowhere left to go. public areas have degenerated, theyve turned hanging out into a crime with loitering, streets feel unwalkable sometimes, parents are more wary of letting their kids walk around on their own than they used to be, and now theyre trying to ban one of the main ways kids manage to distract themselves inside the house.

when i was 15 i was depressed and lonely, unable to leave the house very far, no friends, nobody. the one place that helped me feel less alone was online communities. i wouldve killed myself if it werent for the support i recieved on there. and now theyre trying to ban that for future generations, in a world that hates them being both outside and inside.

and even still, this is still a fucking trojan horse to get you to give up your privacy.

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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

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artsekey

My union just won a 3% salary increase and a $5000 bonus for all union employees after, you know, two years of no raises or bonuses. Love to see it.

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siins

last month I got really into silent hill 2 and this is what I can show for it lol

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One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

Sometimes (oftentimes), when a creative project is "misbehaving," it's because it is tired, and overstimulated, and just needs a time out to rest -- like toddlers often need.

And sometimes, you should give your creative projects time to talk to each other, as well as to you.

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nydescynt

Instructions unclear; my 17 ongoing craft projects have unionized against me.

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bebsi-cola

disabled people are worth whatever cost or resources is needed to keep them alive. disabled people are worth it even if they don't live long. they're worth it even if they will need extra support and resources for every day of their life. they're worth it even if they spend all they life indoors. none of it is wasted. none of it is in vain. time, effort, money, resources spent on a life are not wasted. these things have served their purpose. the joy of someone's existence is not undermined by not lasting forever. there's no meaningful point, some threshold where you can say "okay this is enough. after that it's not worth it." it's always worth it.

This is resonating deeply with me today. People have constantly been blocking the ramp out of my apartment lately and it makes me feel like I am not worth the effort. I'm glad there are still people who think otherwise

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