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I'm reposting the Erasmo stuff for anyone who may have found their way here by way of Psu's Sketchie Book 2. With some additional material.

Ruff Ryder
Once…. there was this dog. who… shot lighting bolts from his eyes. and…

he had robot legs. given to him by gypsy golems.

But they wern’t dog legs. They were grasshopper legs. The dog lost his original legs in… THE WAR

The war against the terrible space frogs.

They were called that. But they actually looked like thishttp://pazzojinn.tumblr.com/post/37007111940/astronomy-to-zoology-helmet-urchin

The reason for this remains a mystery to this day.

Most of the earth was destroyed in the war. What was left was rebuilt into scattered islands on a sea of clouds

The clouds are actually a heavier than air gas that is all that remains of most of the old Earth

The dog travels these gas seas, fightan crimes with his lightning eyes. Seeking the severed cyborg head of his lost love

His nemesis is a hideous half spacefrog/half gorilla who used to be his best friend

They met in basic training. Before… THE WAR

The war against the Terrible Space Frogs. Which, as previously stated, didn’t actually look like frogs. And were really kinda cute

Part of the dog’s brain was removed to give him is lightning eye powers, and he no longer remembers his name. Only his lost love. He seeks her in the hope she can unlock the secrets of his distant past.

When the Gypsy Gollems found him after… THE WAR. The War against the Terrible Space Frogs. They nursed his broken body and gave him the name… ERASMO Elvert

…THE WAR. The War against the Terrible Space Frogs. Lasted for one hundred years. The lightning dog soldiers, that were Earth’s best defense against the Terrible Space Frogs, where given hideously extended lives thanks to dark magics

Erasmo’s terrible nemesis  SANTO Kieck, seeks to destroy the great engines that maintain the cloud sea and keep it from dissipating. The last of the Terrible Space Frogs are bound within these engines, powering them. Santo desires to free his former masters.

 The engines are all but indestructible  The severed cybernetic head of Erasmo’s lost love,  Zulema Bulwinkle, holds the only key.

Also, Erasmo’s current worst nemesis, former best friend, Santo, used to be a lightning eye shooty dog too. So the whole half spacefrog/half gorilla thing is just super weird.

The original Erasmo drawing is courtesy of Bug

I later commissioned Psu for a picture of Erasmo

and Formaldehyde for a picture of Santo

I didn't really have any idea how a half gorilla/half terrible space frog would look, but I was very pleased with how it turned out.

Finally, I was lucky enough to get ICS to draw Zulma 

This one turned out significantly more horrifying than I could have imagined. It's pretty sweet.

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susiephone

anyway if dracula daily made you realize how great the book dracula is, please read jekyll and hyde, it's also extremely good. and the audiobook narrated by richard armitage is EXCELLENT.

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mothsprout

My first sample scarf is done and omggggg, it’s better than I thought.

SO excited to have these available publicly in just a few weeks!

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wordfather

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

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Closest match: fucking badass werewolf Common name: hell yeahhhh

so this is what it's like to be god's favorite

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Today I learned that there is a wild population of wallabies in the UK and nobody is even paying that much attention to them. All the sources are like "Yeah we've had wallabies for a while, we dont know how many there are though, seems like they have a breeding population...weird"

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

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it's generally good to be nice to people & not treat them with hostility sure but a lot of the time when white men who got radicalized into the alt right talk about "hostility on the left" what they really mean is "women & poc not prefacing every complaint about men &/or white people with 'not you tho you're one of the good ones'" & like respectfully if you take every complaint from marginalized people about their oppressors as a personal attack that's kind of a you problem

like if you’re serious about combatting systems of oppression you have to be able to admit when you benefit from them instead of getting upset when people talk about having it worse than you

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toskarin

it's important to have one scary hour every day. for those who don't know, a scary hour is when someone or something breaks into your house to try and kill you, but you can't leave because your stove is producing a beneficial miasma

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