thread count is a lie perpetrated by Big Bedsheets. what really matters is the material.

i said this as a joke but then i googled this and

turns out i was right?????? high thread count IS a lie?????

and i will continue to make fucking noise about the fact our representation is disappearing rapidly during a key moment in history!!

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

girls' sleepover!!!

advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

Video by The Panda Redd on TikTok

Lol and also lmao

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

i cannot punish

myself in any way that

will unmake the past.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

its november, its time for cozy cuddles babeyyyys

Emily was not expecting the kiss❣️

I will except it for this one time it’s cute for me (these where taken from a YouTube video and credit goes to them and the artist) for the polysexual lovers! 💙🪽+❤️👑+🖤🗡️

I know it's not people's faults for not knowing, but I still get extremely annoyed at people saying stuff like "why are ghosts always represented by sheets? I guess people used to just be scared of sheets."

They aren't ghosts because they're covered in a sheet, they're covered in a sheet because back in the day, they wrapped dead bodies in sheets when they buried them. The ghosts are wrapped in burial shrouds because that's what they were buried in.

People weren't scared of sheets, they were scared of the corpse UNDER the sheet.

People weren’t scared

of sheets, they were scared of the

corpse UNDER the sheet.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It gives me great pride to finally present tumblr with what I formally dub

The Amycule

For the cowards amongst us (me) who can’t choose between just one Amy ship