if i say "i imagine" or "i think" in regards to my ocs its because i dont knowwwwww. theyre living their own lives im just filming them at occasional moments and calling it a day

also why is varric so much more forgiving of solas, his work colleague for just about a year, vs anders who he was close friends with for almost 10 years

Sebastian Vael

Some people have "fuck you" money. You know, that amount you have in the bank where you can look at someone, say "fuck you, I quit" or "fuck you, I'm leaving" or anything like that.

This has now taught me that some people have "fuck you" time. and I could not be any happier with this knowledge.

The secret to developing Fuck You Time is developing Fuck You Skills. In the above example, the gentleman had the Fuck You Skills of

1. Being able to track down the superintendent's doctoral thesis 2. How to check it for plagiarism 3. How to notify the relevant people of this fraud without sounding like a crank.

Since he has these skills, it does not take him MUCH time to preform the Fuck You. Hence, his Fuck You time might be only a few hours a week, but because he's so effecient at the Fuck You, that's all he needs.

Learn a new skill and how to tell the universe Fuck You! today!

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

One of these is accurate for me, plz tell me I'm not alone

SEB ily but do you really want me to answer that

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

@nebulousmistress

I want to be killed by her

Poultry keepers in the northern hemisphere rn

Symbioticist 🧪

Commission for SciDragon on FA! :D

Higher res, time lapse video, and drawing stage snapshots on my Patreon!

Me: look at the beautiful autumn leaves, Cricket

Cricket: EYE OF SAURON <👁

Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

fire hockey 100% does not need to be a thing

Yes. Yes it does.

Fire hockey already exists.  Welcome to pelota purépecha, or Mayan Fireball hockey.

…this is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.

Oh. They know.

yay poll time

Fuckin cold. Spice level got set back to zero. ugh. Now I'm nosy.

OK to reblog for funsies. No shame in the lower levels. all of us are different.