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Going to try to do these a little differently from now on... I'll probably just edit and then reblog moving forward. Here is the update as of November 2024:

  • Widow — Thorfinn x Hermione. Oneshot. Thorfinn Rowle finds himself on what is sure to be the most boring assignment of his career as a Death Eater — babysitting the boss's wife. But, he quickly learns that there is more than meets the eye to the Hermione Granger and falls under her spell | Complete
  • All Too Soon — Salazar x Hermione. My poor neglected WIP. Hermione finds a time portal in Hogwarts that takes her to the time of the Founders after midnight. I've got this fully plotted out, hope to have it finished up this month. | 8/10
  • Tribulations — Alfred Nott x Hermione. AU Was meant to be a one-shot set in the Trials Universe where Tom sends Alfie to deal with Hermione, instead of himself. But, it's turned into something massive, and I assume it's going to be around the same length as the original, but slow and unusual updates, seeing as I'm just writing when other obligations are fulfilled. It's turned into one chapter per ritual. | 3/9
  • Pretend to be Nice — Cassius Warrington x Hermione. One-shot where Ministry workers Cassius and Hermione have to interface with one another | December?
  • Linen & Curls — After ending up unexpectedly in 1977, Hermione learns that there is more to her than she knew. Embraced by the Black family, how will she handle living under their rules, especially when they insist there is no way for her to go back to her proper time? Or, are they just wanting to keep her as a useful pawn, to further the family's aims? Rabastan x Hermione. Sloooow Burn. Time travel AU multi-chapter | 47/71
  • Arms Full of Lullabies — Theo x Hermione. A little epistolary story that I am mostly mentioning because I miss the pairing | Winter/Spring?
  • Red Right Hand — OC x Hermione, Time Travel AU, Hermione Raises Tom. Light rewrite/grammar update and posting to AO3 | 27/45
  • Season of the Witch — Draco x Hermione, Football AU, Non-Magical AU, Or Is It? I'm still plotting this one out, but I am guessing it will be 15-20 chapters. | Winter/Spring
  • Unnamed — Draco x Hermione, Cinderella AU. One-shot | Spring
  • Unnamed — Marcus x Hermione, I would like to write another common trope, I'm thinking Accidental Marriage? Multi-Chapter | May 2025
  • Cruel, Tenderly — Rodolphus x Hermione, Multichapter. A dark story, whose plot has been clanging around in the back of my mind for ages, wondering if I will ever get the guts to write it. Not sure if anyone would actually want to read it. Spying with Polyjuice has it's consequences | 2025

I’d love to hear if you have any of these you are really looking forward to 💕 Or, are there any pairings that you have been missing?

You can see what was completed since last time below the cut:

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Chapter Eight

"I have been talking to the Founders!" Hermione said, feeling her ire rise. They lived in a magical castle with bloody magic. Voldemort had been brought back from the dead multiple times. Hermione had used a time turner for Merlin's sake! Why was it so hard for him to believe that she had met the Founders?

"Here we go again," he muttered, shaking his head.

"The parties are always in Helga's rooms. Godric was gone on a hunt last time, but Salazar is perfectly pleasant and —"

"Salazar!" he said throwing his hands up in the air.

"And Rowena thinks that you are cheating on me!" she accused, unable to help herself.

It was as if all the air in the room had been sucked out. Hermione could hear her heart beating wildly in her chest, the constant swoosh of blood loud in her ears. This conversation had been a long time coming, but she did not feel entirely prepared to have it.

"Are you even listening to yourself right now?" Ron asked, looking at her like she hit her head.

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Chapter Six

Suddenly, Hermione realized that only she was left with Salazar and she looked up at him with a shy smile. He was staring down at her with an eyebrow raised, silently wondering what she was doing here. "Nimue suggested we stop by for a visit and really didn't leave much room for argument," Hermione said in a rush, shyly tucking her hair behind her ear.

"Yes, she has a way of doing that," Salazar said, sounding halfway between amused and irritated.

There was a brief moment of awkwardness between the two of them that Hermione was desperate to fill. After all, it wasn't as if Salazar had invited them all there. "So, they mentioned you are brewing something?" she asked, hoping to smooth things over a bit.

"Ah, yes," Salazar agreed, twin points of pink appearing on his cheeks.

"What new potion has caught your eye?" Hermione asked, suddenly very curious. "You are a renowned potioneer, after all."

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Writing Update

Going to try to do these a little differently from now on... I'll probably just edit and then reblog moving forward. Here is the update as of September 2024:

  • All Too Soon — Salazar x Hermione. My poor neglected WIP. Hermione finds a time portal in Hogwarts that takes her to the time of the Founders after midnight. I've got this fully plotted out, but the updates are slow going. | 5/10
  • Tribulations — Alfred Nott x Hermione. AU Was meant to be a one-shot set in the Trials Universe where Tom sends Alfie to deal with Hermione, instead of himself. But, it's turned into something massive, and I assume it's going to be around the same length as the original, but slow and unusual updates, seeing as I'm just writing when other obligations are fulfilled. It's turned into one chapter per ritual. | 2/9
  • Pretend to be Nice — Cassius Warrington x Hermione. One-shot where Ministry workers Cassius and Hermione have to interface with one another | October?
  • Linen & Curls — After ending up unexpectedly in 1977, Hermione learns that there is more to her than she knew. Embraced by the Black family, how will she handle living under their rules, especially when they insist there is no way for her to go back to her proper time? Or, are they just wanting to keep her as a useful pawn, to further the family's aims? Rabastan x Hermione. Sloooow Burn. Time travel AU multi-chapter | 32/58
  • Arms Full of Lullabies — Theo x Hermione. A little epistolary story that I am mostly mentioning because I miss the pairing | Winter/Spring?
  • Bigger Boys & Stolen Sweethearts — Marcus x Hermione. Updating the grammar and posting to AO3 for Marcus May | Complete
  • Red Right Hand — OC x Hermione, Time Travel AU, Hermione Raises Tom. Light rewrite/grammar update and posting to AO3 | 2/45
  • Season of the Witch — Draco x Hermione, Football AU, Non-Magical AU, Or Is It? I'm still plotting this one out, but I am guessing it will be 15-20 chapters. | Winter/Spring

I’d love to hear if you have any of these you are really looking forward to 💕 Or, are there any pairings that you have been missing?

You can see what was completed since last time below the cut:

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Chapter Five

"Godric decided to put together a hunting party at the last minute, so many of them went out riding about a week ago," Nimue explained with a dreamy sigh.

"Hunting?" Hermione asked. "What are they hunting, exactly?"

"Oh, just deer, but I know Godric is looking for an elusive Qilin that has been sighted near the school," she said, rolling her eyes. "I guess he thinks it will determine him to be pure of heart. Or that is his hope. But, come, Rowena has been wanting to meet you and I see her just over there!"

"Oh, I'm sure that she has much better things to do than to speak to me," Hermione tried to demure, but Nimue was pulling her over to where the pretty witch was waiting, speaking to another couple.

Suddenly, she was standing in front of the stately looking witch and was so taken aback by her beauty. Her raven black hair was pulled back in a heavy plait and she looked beautiful in her blue and silver robes. Her gaze swept over Hermione's face and you could practically see the intelligence in her eyes. "So, you are the witch that they call Hermione?" she asked.

Hermione felt a giddy laugh bubble up in her chest. "You know me? You really know me?" she asked. "Wow, I can't believe it. You are Rowena Ravenclaw and you know who I am."

"Yes, Salazar has mentioned you. It seems like you quite amuse him," Rowena said with a hint of a smirk. "And, he mentioned that you seemed rather intelligent as well. He suggested that we meet. And well, any witch that Salazar deigns to mention is worth knowing, in my book."

"Wow," Hermione said. She wasn't sure that she and Salazar had that sort of...relationship. She couldn't deny the warm feeling that spread in her stomach to know that she'd made such an impression on the wizard. "I didn't know that I'd made such an impression."

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Writing Update

Going to try to do these a little differently from now on... I'll probably just edit and then reblog moving forward. Here is the update as of November 2024:

  • All Too Soon — Salazar x Hermione. My poor neglected WIP. Hermione finds a time portal in Hogwarts that takes her to the time of the Founders after midnight. I've got this fully plotted out, hope to have it finished up this month. | 8/10
  • Tribulations — Alfred Nott x Hermione. AU Was meant to be a one-shot set in the Trials Universe where Tom sends Alfie to deal with Hermione, instead of himself. But, it's turned into something massive, and I assume it's going to be around the same length as the original, but slow and unusual updates, seeing as I'm just writing when other obligations are fulfilled. It's turned into one chapter per ritual. | 3/9
  • Pretend to be Nice — Cassius Warrington x Hermione. One-shot where Ministry workers Cassius and Hermione have to interface with one another | December?
  • Linen & Curls — After ending up unexpectedly in 1977, Hermione learns that there is more to her than she knew. Embraced by the Black family, how will she handle living under their rules, especially when they insist there is no way for her to go back to her proper time? Or, are they just wanting to keep her as a useful pawn, to further the family's aims? Rabastan x Hermione. Sloooow Burn. Time travel AU multi-chapter | 47/71
  • Arms Full of Lullabies — Theo x Hermione. A little epistolary story that I am mostly mentioning because I miss the pairing | Winter/Spring?
  • Red Right Hand — OC x Hermione, Time Travel AU, Hermione Raises Tom. Light rewrite/grammar update and posting to AO3 | 32/45
  • Season of the Witch — Draco x Hermione, Football AU, Non-Magical AU, Or Is It? I'm still plotting this one out, but I am guessing it will be 15-20 chapters. | Winter/Spring
  • Unnamed — Draco x Hermione, Cinderella AU. One-shot | Spring
  • Unnamed — Marcus x Hermione, I would like to write another common trope, I'm thinking Accidental Marriage? Multi-Chapter | May 2025
  • Cruel, Tenderly — Rodolphus x Hermione, Multichapter. A dark story, whose plot has been clanging around in the back of my mind for ages, wondering if I will ever get the guts to write it. Not sure if anyone would actually want to read it. Spying with Polyjuice has it's consequences | 2025

I’d love to hear if you have any of these you are really looking forward to 💕 Or, are there any pairings that you have been missing?

You can see what was completed since last time below the cut:

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Chapter Three

"I wouldn't say that I'm miserable," a voice caught her out of her own musings.

Hermione saw Nimue looking wide-eyed over her shoulder and spun on her heel to come face to face with Salazar Slytherin himself. She flushed, embarrassed at being caught saying something so uncharitable behind his back.

"Oh, I didn't mean it like...that," she said, lamely. She felt supremely guilty.

Salazar snorted at her in disbelief. "How did you mean it then?" he asked.

"I just meant that you...you seemed to prefer being on your own," Hermione said, hoping to be as delicate as possible. He was still one of the four founders of Hogwarts, and she didn't really fancy offending him so much.

He laughed at her.

Suddenly, Hermione began to feel a little bit of annoyance bubbling up inside of her. "Nevermind. I stand by what I said. You are rude. You told Godric you were trying to get rid of me yesterday," she said, indigent. "And tonight you were eavesdropping. So, I've said it. I find you rude."

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It has been forever since I’ve done a writing update, looking the months ahead (mostly because it seems I can never actually keep to them…) but since we are coming down to the very end of Trials it seemed as good a time as any.

  • Trials — Tom x Hermione, should be complete by the end of August
  • One Point Perspective — Marcus x Hermione. We are about half way done with this one. Should be complete in August or September
  • Think Twice — Marcus x Hermione. I’m finishing up my grammar review and will be posting to AO3 in August
  • Sleeper — Theo x Hermione. A bigger refresh and post it to AO3. Hoping to have this done in September or October
  • Undercovers — Fenrir x Hermione. An expansion on a current one shot that I’ve been dreaming about for literally years. Can’t decide if it will be epic or more casually fleshed out. I’d like to start posting in October
  • Go Away — Lucius x Hermione. Grammar review and move to AO3. Hoping for Novemberish timeframe.
  • Informants — Fenrir x Hermione. Expansion of one shot and sequel to Undercovers. Ditto as above, hoping for January
  • All Too Soon — Salazar x Hermione. My poor neglected WIP. I am hoping to find more time for this when I finish Trials. I have chapter three about halfway finished but no idea when that will come out, how long the fic will be or any vague idea of when it will be completed
  • Arms Full of Lullabies — Theo x Hermione. A little epistolary story that I am mostly mentioning because I miss the pairing. Possibly February?? Maybe when I finish Informants?

I’d love to hear if you have any of these you are really looking forward to 💕 Or, are there any pairings that you have been missing?

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Chapter One

"I'm really sorry to bother you. My questions must seem so preposterous," she said, wanting to apologize for annoying him when she clearly had. "I just...I feel a little bit like I've hit my head. These people...these famous witches and wizards shouldn't be here."

Before he was able to formulate an answer to her apology, Hermione was grabbed from behind and lifted into the air.

"And just who is this little witch?" a booming voice asked.

"Oh Godric, you scared me!" Hermione said, pressing a hand to her chest to slow her rapidly beating heart.

"You don't say?" the wizard said with a great belly laugh, before lifting his mug to his lips. His great, red mustache rested in the foam of whatever ale he was drinking.

Hermione blinked at him, taking in every inch of him. He was barrel-chested and broad, with long ginger hair and beard. He seemed to be of an age with Rowena. It was with that thought that Hermione realized who he was. "Godric Gryffindor?" she stammered, wondering how it was true. "Hogwarts founder?"

"Ha, yes, the very same," he said, staring at her with twinkling green eyes. "Salazar, where did you find this delightful witch and why have you been hiding her away from everyone else?"

Salazar, Hermione said to herself, her eyes widening. Could it be that the wizard she'd run into was none other than Salazar Slytherin? Oh no, something really must have gone wrong.

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June 2021 Writing Update :)

  • The French Press | Antonin/Hermione | One-Shot | Complete Sequel to The Danube Incident. Hermione has been confined to desk duty after what happened in Vienna, but even an order from M couldn't keep her away from Paris for the Weasley Wedding. With Harry as her chaperone, will there be a chance for her to cross paths with a familiar stranger? James Bond AU
  • Might Be Mine | Marcus/Hermione | 20 chapters, 3k each | Complete When Ron and Harry try to rescind Hermione's plus one to their respective weddings, Hermione surprises the boys by insisting that she's actually been dating someone for a year. The only problem is she has no boyfriend to speak of. Enter Marcus Flint. With a little bit of convincing, he agrees to be her fake boyfriend...but is the relationship really fake?
  • The Nassau Escape | Antonin/Hermione | One-Shot | Complete Sequel to The French Press. Hermione hasn't seen Antonin since Paris, but she knows he's keeping an eye on her. The only question is: why? He's playing a dangerous game, undermining Voldemort. James Bond AU
  • All Too Soon | Salazar/Hermione | Long One-Shot | Never?????? Hermione returns to Hogwarts to help repair damage done during the war. Somehow, she finds a portal into the time of the Founders. Inspiration from Midnight in Paris.
  • Sour Candy | Theo/Hermione | 26 chapters, 3k each | July Hermione thought that she'd left the seedy underworld aside when she was taken from her parents, Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. After over a decade of living with police officer Sirius, she is thrust back into the world of Tom Riddle's criminal enterprise. Pursued by an old friend, how long can she live between the two worlds?
  • I’ll Hold My Breath | Remus/Hermione | 16 chapters, 2k each | September Major Expansion and Rewrite of Short Story. Hermione is reading a romance novel, and is embarrassed to let anyone else see what she's reading. Unfortunately, Remus's curiosity gets the better of him. When they both touch the book, they get sucked into it's pages, forced to live through the plot.
  • Undercovers | Fenrir/Hermione | 15 chapters, 3k each | October Expansion of Undercovers one-shot. It had been an easy decision to join up with the financial crimes division, investigating money laundering and the like. But, she was meant to be kept tucked behind a desk, not trying to infiltrate a notorious gang to help them launder their money. Hermione goes undercover in Fenrir Greyback's gang to catch him doing something illegal, not to catch feelings.
  • Informants | Fenrir/Hermione | 15 chapters, 3k each | January Expansion of Informants one-shot. "We've got someone in who's agreed to be a confidential informant for us," Sirius explained, all hints of his previously playful persona vanished now that he was in serious talk mode. "But, he's only agreed to do it on the condition that he be able to pick his handler." Hermione had thought she'd seen the last of Fenrir, but he was back, asking for her specifically.
  • Unnamed | Viktor/Hermione | Multi-Chapter | 2022 Modern AU.
  • Season of the Witch | Draco/Hermione | Multi-Chapter | 2022 Reverse Magic AU.
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I don’t know why I am struggling so much with my Salazar x Hermione one shot. I feel so strongly about the concept, but whenever I sit down to write nothing comes out. Every now and then I will get a burst of inspo and it feels so easy to write it, but it’s always short lived. I don’t really know what to do about it.

Part of me wants to just put out the scenes of it here on tumblr, sort of like I did for Gym Rats, but I also don’t want to disappoint by not having any idea of when it would be finished. It’s been months and months and I just want to close the door on it, once and for all, but I know I won’t be able to do that until it’s completed.

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Future Work

I hope that I am not shooting myself in the foot by posting another one of these and being overly ambitious, but here are some things I hope to put out this year in addition to giving my older works some much needed polishing.

  • All Too Soon | Salazar/Hermione | Long One-Shot | February Hermione returns to Hogwarts to help repair damage done during the war. Somehow, she finds a portal into the time of the Founders. Inspiration from Midnight in Paris.
  • The French Press | Antonin/Hermione | One-Shot | February Sequel to The Danube Incident. Hermione has been confined to desk duty after what happened in Vienna, but even an order from M couldn't keep her away from Paris for the Weasley Wedding. With Harry as her chaperone, will there be a chance for her to cross paths with a familiar stranger? James Bond AU
  • Unnamed | Marcus/Hermione | 20 chapters, 3k each | May Marcus May special. Fake boyfriend trope.
  • Unnamed | Viktor/Hermione | Multi-Chapter | Summer Modern AU.
  • Undercovers | Fenrir/Hermione | 15 chapters, 3k each | August Expansion of Undercovers one-shot. It had been an easy decision to join up with the financial crimes division, investigating money laundering and the like. But, she was meant to be kept tucked behind a desk, not trying to infiltrate a notorious gang to help them launder their money. Hermione goes undercover in Fenrir Greyback's gang to catch him doing something illegal, not to catch feelings.
  • I’ll Hold My Breath | Remus/Hermione | 16 chapters, 2k each | September Major Expansion and Rewrite of Short Story. Hermione is reading a romance novel, and is embarrassed to let anyone else see what she's reading. Unfortunately, Remus's curiosity gets the better of him. When they both touch the book, they get sucked into it's pages, forced to live through the plot. 
  • Informants | Fenrir/Hermione | 15 chapters, 3k each | October Expansion of Informants one-shot. "We've got someone in who's agreed to be a confidential informant for us," Sirius explained, all hints of his previously playful persona vanished now that he was in serious talk mode. "But, he's only agreed to do it on the condition that he be able to pick his handler." Hermione had thought she'd seen the last of Fenrir, but he was back, asking for her specifically.
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June Update :)

  • Silhouettes | Theo/Hermione | 36 chapters, 3k words each | Complete Time travel AU. Almost like a Sleeper 2.0. Hermione goes back in time, determined to make a different outcome for the war by taking down Voldemort for good the first time. She takes an interesting companion with her.
  • Knee Socks | Remus/Hermione | Long One-Shot | Complete Hermione is trying to brainstorm ideas to seduce the object of her affections - Remus Lupin. Only, she quickly realizes that her parchment is enchanted. Whoever Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are they are quite keen to help her with her task. Afterall, they know Remus better than anyone, you could say.
  • Middle of Adventure | Marcus/Hermione | 11 chapters, 2k words each | Complete After his Quidditch career is cut short by injury, Marcus decides to start a youth league. When Hermione has to go pick up James, she doesn’t expect to see the furious Flint is so great with children.
  • Can’t Hardly Wait | Adrian/Hermione | Multi-Chapter | WIP Hermione and Adrian’s son takes a tumble back into the past and is alarmed to find that his parents — Hermione, an eighth year student, and Adrian, sent by the Ministry to oversee the restoration of the Hogwarts library — seem to hate each other. This just won’t do.
  • Wildest Moments Rewrite | Voldemort/Hermione | Multi-Chapter | Summer??
  • Girl in the Tower | Tom/Hermione | 13 Chapters, 5k words each | August Life isn’t the fairy tale Hermione has been told about. Sometimes the handsome prince who comes to rescue you from the tower isn’t the good guy after all. Time Travel AU.
  • All Too Soon | Salazar/Hermione | Long One-Shot | October Hermione returns to Hogwarts to help repair damage done during the war. Somehow, she finds a portal into the time of the Founders. Inspiration from Midnight in Paris.
  • Unnamed | Theo/Hermione | Multi-Chapter | November?? A non-magical epistolary series.
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  • Silhouettes | Theo/Hermione | 36 chapters, 3k words each | WIP Time travel AU. Almost like a Sleeper 2.0. Hermione goes back in time, determined to make a different outcome for the war by taking down Voldemort for good the first time. She takes an interesting companion with her. WIP
  • Knee Socks | Remus/Hermione | Long One-Shot | April
  • Middle of Adventure | Marcus/Hermione | 11 chapters, 3k words each | May After his Quidditch career is cut short by injury, Marcus decides to start a youth league. When Hermione has to go pick up James, she doesn’t expect to see the furious Flint is so great with children.
  • Can’t Hardly Wait | Adrian/Hermione | Multi-Chapter | Summer Hermione and Adrian’s son takes a tumble back into the past and is alarmed to find that his parents — Hermione, an eighth year student, and Adrian, sent by the Ministry to oversee the restoration of the Hogwarts library — seem to hate each other. This just won’t do.
  • Unnamed | Salazar/Hermione | Long One-Shot | October Hermione returns to Hogwarts to help repair damage done during the war. Somehow, she finds a portal into the time of the Founders. Inspiration from Midnight in Paris.
  • Unnamed | Theo/Hermione | Multi-Chapter | 2020? A non-magical epistolary series.

Maybe I am insane to try and post this again, since I basically missed all my targets last year, but....here is what I think I might have in store for the year. Who knows when inspiration will strike though!

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