someone asked me to post a good birb so here you go

phone plays a tune that means ‘stop what you’re doing right now and pick me up and pay attention to me’. bird also plays that tune, probably for the same reason. 

I will just lay down for a bit

Titanic conspiracy exposed

Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

Let’s not forget Jack has the exact same haircut as John Connor

Thank you for making Titanic and Jack & Rose’s awkward courtship worth watching again. Followed immediately after by T1, T2, and the latest T-movie with Grandma Connor kicking ass.

It is to Madame Justice that I dedicate this concerto, in honor of the holiday that she seems to have taken from these parts, and in recognition of the impostor that stands in her stead.

V FOR VENDETTA 2005 – James McTeigue

The video is honestly quite sad to watch.

The only time you might ever remotely feel sorry for Don Jr.

Ivanna said, at 12, he yelled at his dad: “You don’t love us. You don’t even love  yourself. All you love is your money.”

Don Jr was smarter as a child, imo. 

she said i’m about to end this man’s whole career

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

This post was prophetic

I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.

FFS.

Kellyanne Conway didn't even care about protecting her child when she knew she'd tested positive for Covid. Lied to her about her test result, so she didn't even have the option of protecting herself from her mother's infection.

So sad because Claudia has tested positive and seems to not be doing well

Say it louder

Helping kill your own daughter to own the libs.

This is even more hilarious because it’s pretty clear they all caught it at the event to celebrate the person they nominated to replace her.

TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)

Eventually we’ll be remembered as savages from the dark ages (source)

skjdahkjdsah i love you

when i say thats my dad i mean it

lol

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

How to Self Rescue in the Event you Fall Through Frozen Ice

With that music I was not expecting this to be a completely serious and informative video

Guys, check this video out!

How to rescue yourself, having fallen through thin ice.

Very useful and easy to remember.

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