Ok so it’s the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like “promise me your first born child” and the maidens like “k” and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like “yo where’s my first born child pls” and the maiden is like “bitch I don’t even have a boyfriend” and the witch keeps coming back and being like “how’s the bf search?” And just being generally annoying. then she just keeps coming round and hanging out and they fall in love and the first born child is already the witches and everyone lives happily ever after
#writing#okay but like just imagine right?#the witch keeps coming round and she’s not super pushy but just kind of annoying dammit she has a reputation to keep you know?#its hard out there for a witch and Getting Someone’s Firstborn is a p Big Deal in the community so she’s not letting this go#so anyway one day she shows up at the Maidens hut and the girl’s a mess right? red eyes used tissues and a bunch of chocolate#and the witch is alarmed like ‘what the hell were you attacked?’ and the girl tells her about this really handsome good looking guy#and how sweet he was and how he brought her favorite type of flowers and made her feel so special… well turns out#he was doing the same with three other women and trying to get their land#and the witch is just like ‘Oh honey I’m so sorry men are pigs’ and then cleans the girls’ house up and makes her a pie#(witches are excellent at baking) and lets the girl rant about how horrible he was and then says ‘well what do you want to do about it?’#the girl just goes ‘wha?’ and the witch says ‘look this one’s totally free i consider it community service you want a new frog or a stone?’#and that’s the story of how the girl got a very useful nanny goat that kept the lawn trimmed and gave a lot of nice milk#soon enough the witch was just coming round for tea and gossip and turns out the girl grew some of the best herbs for the witches spells#and the witch knows she’s falling in love but she knows the girl doesn’t feel the same way (lol the girl totally does) but she’s#determined to fulfill her part of the bargain so she tells the witch she found a possible husband - its the local baron#and the witch is horrified because he’s rich yeah but she knows he’s cruel so she frantically tries to release the girl from her bargain#and the girl is all ‘no you said you need this!’ and there is a lot of Very Tense Dialog and the witch finally cries#‘I don’t care about the deal I love you!’ the girl just looks at her for a minute and goes ‘you idiot why didn’t you say anything’#and kisses her#they live happily ever after the end (via @racethewind10)