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(((nataluna)))

@natalunasans / natalunasans.tumblr.com

[natalunasans on AO3 & insta] inactive doll tumblr @actionfiguresfanart
autistic, agnostic, ✡️,
🇮🇱☮️🇵🇸 (2-state zionist),
she/her, community college instructor, old.
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modernwizard

You can have some more Spymaster as a treat!

Hey new followers...and anyone else now paying attention to me after The Power of the Doctor...so you need more Spymaster in your life?

A) Yes. 🥳

B) Yes. 😭

C) Yes!! 🥳😭

No matter what your answer, I've got you covered. My most recent charity anthology, Gender Who?, features loads of Thirteen/Dhawan being their feral bastard selves and being happy!

If Masters in general are more your thing, you're looking for Master Works, my first multimedia charity anthology about Master[s] + companion{s].

All proceeds from these two charity anthologies will go to Migrant Justice, a US-based nonprofit that aids migrant farm workers in political organizing.

And if, after all that, you still want more Spymaster...well, then you need help. And help is here!

Look who's on the cover! How can you go wrong?! [This is a creative work of fiction intended solely for entertainment and parody. If you’re looking for self-help, it’s definitely not here.]

A humorous, sarcastic overview of the many personalities and faces of the universe’s most notorious supervillain, Your Villain & You invites you on a journey of wicked self-discovery. Choose the characters that you identify with the most, and then be amazed at what that reveals about your personality, childhood, style, gender, kinks, and more.

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modernwizard

Breaking news! Your Villain & You is now more affordable!

Now there are three ways to enjoy it:

  1. Full-color print edition. $10.79. I designed all the arts for full color palettes, so I think this is the best way to go.
  2. Full-color pdf edition. $7.99. Your second best choice, in my opinion.
  3. Black and white [greyscale] print edition. $6.35. All the profiles and all the arts are the same as in the full-color edition; they’re just rendered in greyscale. Obviously I’m heavily biased toward the full-color editions, but I wanted to give you a less expensive option.

Any way you buy it, though, the covers are in color!

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why is everyone so disappointed to learn my immortal was a troll fic? i’m glad to hear it. just the amount of craftsmanship put into this awful, awful parody. it’s beautiful. a masterpiece. a modern legend. and as an added plus, i no longer have to live with the fear that poking fun at the fic could be hurting someone’s actual feelings, who in this case would be a teenage girl just trying to write some self insert fic and getting yelled at by the ugliest parts of the web. instead, i just get to laugh at this awesome parody that is actually genuinely hilarious and charming, with the full knowledge that it’s meant to be laughed at! like, just how much better does that make the whole thing? to me, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT BETTER.

And do you know how hard it is to write something to be hilariously, deliberately bad?

You still have to know all the mechanical and stylistic “rules” that go into writing something good, and break them.  …and break them in just the right way to create an entirely new, and consistent style.

I’d say it’s even harder to write something bad than something.

Like singing the alphabet song out of order, without skipping or forgetting any of the letters.

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agoodcartoon

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

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sciencevevo

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

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bogleech

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

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Samuel Fosso, Self-Portraits as Mao Zedong, from the series Emperor of Africa, 2013 (all images via Aperture)

This series is an amazing critique on China’s imperialist expansion across the African continent by Cameroonian photographer, Samuel Fosso. When I saw the project, I was blown away by how the critique it levies evokes Chinese CCP propaganda which featured Africans in the 60s as well.

Two examples of that propaganda is below:

While ostensibly evoking warm amicable feelings of solidarity between Chinese and African people, there is a strong racist paternalistic undercurrent in much of this propaganda. While denouncing white, western imperialism, Chinese CCP propaganda replaced a white savior with a Chinese savior in the image of Chairman Mao. This is most clearly depicted in the following piece of propaganda, titled simply “Savior”:

In much of this propaganda, Africans were rendered with little agency beyond what they could muster following the lead of China and Chairman Mao in particular. He was the “Savior” for Africans that we supposedly needed in the stead of the white saviors who had come before them. 

Fosso ingeniously subverts this imagery of Mao as a savior and emperor of the African continent through this self-portraiture series. And his series is incredibly relevant as we are currently witness China’s imperialist pursuits metastasize across the continent. As Arundhati Roy says, there are two tools of global imperialism and corporate globalization, the “check book” and the “cruise missile.” 

As she says in The Checkbook and the Cruise Missile:

Once you understand the process of corporate globalization, you have to see that what happened in Argentina, the devastation of Argentina by the IMF, is part of the same machine that is destroying Iraq. Both are efforts to break open and to control markets. And so Argentina is destroyed by the chequebook, and Iraq is destroyed by the cruise missile. If the chequebook won’t work, the cruise missile will. Hell hath no fury like a market scorned.

Although China’s expansion across the African continent has not been with the cruise missile, it has deftly used its check book to the same effect- coming to economically dominate many African countries with its own interests in our natural resources. To date, more than 2,000 Chinese companies have now invested in African countries. Furthermore, although there is not a firm number on the scale of these investments, Tian Xuejun, the Chinese ambassador to South Africa in 2012 stated that these investments exceeded $40 billion. 

[Chinese President Xi Jinping is greeted by Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe as he arrives on Dec. 1, 2015, in Harare. (Jekesai Njikizana/AFP), Image via Washington Post]

Despite the rampant human rights abuses documented at some Chinese operations on the African continent, many of our corrupt African leaders continue to welcome China (and its checkbook) with open arms. And now after years of encroachment, the imperialist nature of the “economic work” China is doing on the continent, if not apparent earlier, has become obvious. In Zimbabwe, for example, the Chinese government provided more than $1 billion in low interest loans to that government over the last few years. After this, just last year in December of 2015, Zimbabwe officially announced plans to adopt China’s currency the yuan, as its own, in exchange for a cancelation of $40 million of debt- effectively becoming an economic vassal state of China. And similar economic expansionist efforts by the Chinese government are not just happening in Zimbabwe, but in many other African countries as well.

This idea of a Chinese “emperor” of the African continent is therefore not far fetched- in fact it’s becoming an increasing reality as China uses its checkbook to expand its influence and subjugate the continent. Lamido Sanusi, Nigeria’s former central bank governor, said that Africa is opening itself up to a “new form of imperialism”, in which China takes African raw materials and sells back its manufactured ones, without transferring skills, just like the European colonial masters of yore (x). So little has changed, besides the face of the imperialist in question. And this is the critique that Fosso so brilliantly levies in this self-portrait series as the “Emperor of Africa.”

And it should go without saying but- no, this is not “yellow face,” as we must contextualize this series within the power relationships of the African continent where China is an imperialist force. Fosso’s critique of these power relationships is not only relevant but incredibly necessary.  

Learn more about Fosso’s project “Emperor of Africa”: Here.

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THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

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bowtochris

<3 RotAM

The sky turned black, the sea turned black The moon was lost in mist The goddamn albatross was back And he was fucking pissed.

“I asked ‘How are you hale and well? And from the sky descending?” Said it: ‘I am a shade from Hell And come in search of vengeance.’

And then it raised a ghostly wing The sky was lost in shadow And from the sea, all glistening Rose a goddamn sharknado.” The Wedding-Guest, he rolled his eyes So strange a tale to hear But still spoke on that ancient man The wild Mariner:

“I ran like heck across the deck But the sharks were many and fast I tripped and fell into the sea And there I breathed my last.”

“Hold on now,” said the Wedding-Guest Amidst the festive cheer “If perished ye upon that sea How came you to be here?

How came you to be here with me? O, answer that, I ask!” The Mariner removed his face As if it were a mask

Inside there was an Albatross It gave an awful shriek It slammed into the Wedding-Guest And slew him with its beak.

Farewell, farewell, but this I tell I tell it to thee plain Do not fuck with an albatross Those fuckers are insane.

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lemonsharks

IT GOT BETTER

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neuroxin
I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’ Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

I met a programmer the other day Who said “A vast and blocky plastic box Stands in my workspace; in it, so they say Half-dead, a chip from Intel lies, which clocks 566 M-hertz; the CD drive And fifteen gigs, and bundled AOL Must have seemed neat when Reagan was alive But now the stickers on its lifeless shell Seem only fit sad memories to revive And on the light beige case are words that say: “THIS COMPUTER IS NEVER OBSOLETE SURF! INVEST! EMAIL! TYPE! SHOP! TRAVEL! PLAY!” The monitor is dark; near its defeat My new and shiny MacBook whirs away

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simplyirenic

#ozymand OS (via gravything)

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Get ready for Marvel’s PAM.

Who’s Pam? Doesn’t matter. Pam will make three billion dollars.

i would pay to see this

are you fucking kidding me I WANT this movie

I want to see this cheerful lady walking through fire and being badass and sweet

and most of all I want her to save the day with the normal shit she’s toting in that bag. 

I NEED this. 

‘Let me get this straight. You’re saying our Xanderian captor is in pain from a swollen… thing, and is going to eject us from the airlock? Well why didn’t you say so? Here, hun, I think I got some Aleve in here. You just take that.’

*Alien collapses frothing*

Everyone stares at her in awe. ‘How did you know that naproxen is fatal to Xanderians?’

‘Honestly, you people never have children? I hear EVERYTHING.’

or

‘Oh dear, you need something to bridge to gap between circuits and stop the shortage? I know I got a safety pin, just wait.’

*Ship jumps to warp ahead of pursuit*

 Like, seriously, I want her to fucking MacGyver whatever is needed to resolve the plot issues, using Clorets gum, her Kindle, a Starbucks receipt (tall caramel macchiato) and a handful of change and lint.

Because we got so many ‘ordinary’ guy heroes that go on to be extraordinary, and let’s be real - in an actual Holllywood movie Pam would scarcely rate a speaking part. I want a female hero who is a hero without needing a goddamned makeover and just needed the right circumstances to shine. I am up to my goddamn neck with ordinary dude heroes. I’m sick of them. I know everything about them already.

And I want to know more about Pam.

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yoadrianxxid

I’d watch it.

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