(((nataluna)))

i can finally post the piece i did for the good omens holiday exchange over on dreamwidth! anathema in a cabin in the woods, making a spooky fox spirit friend

A little taste of the previously unseen Good Omens comic! If you’d like to read more, you can purchase my sketchbook!  The sketchbook features some others goodies too!

Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].

I love it when Icelandic sagas attribute every microscopic inconvenience that befalls a hero on his journeys to “witchcraft”. It makes me picture a really bored witch just micromanaging the hell out of this one particular guy’s daily travails.

My favorite bit of Icelandic saga is when one dude’s house is invaded by not one, but two bands of zombies (because he pissed off a witch, obviously), which did such terrible zombie things as taking the best spots by the fire and throwing clods of dirt at each other.

The homeowner, being a fine upstanding Icelandic farmer/warrior type, did what you’d expect a Viking warrior to do when faced with invading zombies.

He sued them.  In court.  With lawyers.  As one does.

@we-are-viking @we-are-lawyer

Well technically speaking by the Havamal, even if the assholes barge the fuck into your house and you don’t want them there you just gotta put up with their bullshit because unless they begin the fight you’re considered rude for starting it in your own home with strangers you didn’t know if they were meaning well or not.

So @we-are-lawyer HELP ME SUE THEIR ASSES I’M NOT RUINING MY REPUTATION

Okay.

Now that is a zombie movie I’d be interested in watching.

Here is a painting done for @lesbianchesterton ! (And happy birthday to Jodie Whittaker ! Even if I’m late of 9 minutes)

Ok so it’s the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like “promise me your first born child” and the maidens like “k” and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like “yo where’s my first born child pls” and the maiden is like “bitch I don’t even have a boyfriend” and the witch keeps coming back and being like “how’s the bf search?” And just being generally annoying. then she just keeps coming round and hanging out and they fall in love and the first born child is already the witches and everyone lives happily ever after

#writing#okay but like just imagine right?#the witch keeps coming round  and she’s not super pushy but just kind of annoying dammit she has a reputation to keep you know?#its hard out there for a witch and Getting Someone’s Firstborn is a p Big Deal in the community so she’s not letting this go#so anyway one day she shows up at the Maidens hut and the girl’s a mess right? red eyes used tissues and a bunch of chocolate#and the witch  is alarmed like ‘what the hell were you attacked?’ and the girl tells her about this really handsome good looking guy#and how sweet he was and how he brought her favorite type of flowers and made her feel so special… well turns out#he was doing the same with three other women and trying to get their land#and the witch is just like ‘Oh honey I’m so sorry men are pigs’ and then cleans the girls’ house up and makes her a pie#(witches are excellent at baking) and lets the girl rant about how horrible he was and then says ‘well what do you want to do about it?’#the  girl just goes ‘wha?’ and the witch says ‘look this one’s totally free i consider it community service you want a new frog or a stone?’#and that’s the story of how the girl got a very useful nanny goat that kept the lawn trimmed and gave a lot of nice milk#soon enough the witch was  just coming round for tea and gossip and turns out the girl grew some of the best herbs for the witches spells#and the witch knows she’s falling in love but she knows the girl doesn’t feel the same way (lol the girl totally does) but she’s#determined to fulfill her part of the bargain so she tells the witch  she found a possible husband - its the local baron#and the witch is horrified because he’s rich yeah but she knows he’s cruel so she frantically tries to release the girl from her bargain#and the girl is all ‘no you said you need this!’ and there is a lot of Very Tense Dialog and the witch finally cries#‘I don’t care about the deal I love you!’ the girl just looks at her for a minute and goes ‘you idiot why didn’t you say anything’#and kisses her#they live happily ever after the end (via @racethewind10)

#StarringConstanceWu is here to fight whitewashing

After hashtag campaign #StarringJohnCho reimagined Hollywood films with Star Trek actor John Cho in the lead role, Fresh Off the Boat actress Constance Wu is getting her shot. And judging by her tweet, Wu approves.