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skoggybear

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun
  • no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin
  • i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
  • get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
  • i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite
  • maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth

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webbcrawler

I wonder how many Doctor Who fans say to themselves “I want to start watching the classic series,” only to be greeted by these confusingly similar titles:

  • Power of the Daleks
  • Evil of the Daleks
  • Day of the Daleks
  • Planet of the Daleks
  • Genesis of the Daleks
  • Destiny of the Daleks
  • Resurrection of the Daleks
  • Revelation of the Daleks
  • Remembrance of the Daleks
  • The Seeds of Death
  • The Seeds of Doom
  • Terror of the Autons
  • Terror of the Zygons
  • Terror of the Vervoids
  • The Mind of Evil
  • The Face of Evil
  • The Planet of Evil
  • The Ambassadors of Death
  • The Robots of Death
  • City of Death
  • Curse of the Fatal Death

And then there’s all those goddamn ‘(verb/noun) of the Daleks’ all throughout Classic, New, and the EU.

And then all the ‘Planet of (insert noun here)’, also in both Classic and New (though only two in New).

It’s like they create these titles using Mad Libs.

I believe there’s at least one episode title generator out there which works entirely on Mad Libs principles.  And serves up “Terror of the Death” at regular intervals.

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brightcoat

I know for a fact that the generator exists AND that the most statistically probable title is “Planet of the Daleks”

Which, speaking of, is a great example of generic, average classic Doctor Who.

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natalunasans

AESTHETIC.

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