affirmations

if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

"Cosmic horror" this "cosmic horror" that. What about cosmic romance. What if the otherworldly being beyond your comprehension has a crush on you

Every so often I get a comment on this that's like "ummm unrealistic we'd be like ants to them. Would you have a crush on an ant" personally maybe not but haven't we all stopped and looked at a cool bug for a moment. It could happen. I could be something's cool bug

don't make me turn my character development around

alright that's IT. i'm evil again until you all stop getting on my nerves.

actually my favorite ship dynamic is "i COULD fix him but whatever's wrong with him is much funnier" but as a relationship

my god… dark deeds are afoot—to the evilmobile! *walks calmly to a nearby toyota prius*

not so fast- the Goodmobile is here to stop you!

*I arrive standing on several bikes welded together*

*the Moral Ambiguitymobile skids past in the background, upside down*

enough with hills to die on. i climbed this hill to Kill

(gif from @thirteenstardisfam)

[ID: A screenshot of a headline that reads, "How to Stop Trying to Be The Girl He Wants You to Be and Become His Waking Nightmare" /end ID]

Without remorse.

Without hesitation

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.

i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning

♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️

It’s a Harbinger

*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom

“We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don’t die. We survive.”

Loki Ep 4

“Black Hole,” poem assembled from quotations from Wikipedia articles

Volkswagen Golf Harlequin (Harlekin), 1996. Originally created as a show car in 1995, the Harlekin was produced as a special edition model. It featured one single base colour with four swapped multi-colour body panels that always appeared in a specific order – a car with a certain base colour always had a certain-coloured front passenger door and hood. The series had four base colours: Pistachio Green, Ginster Yellow, Tornado Red and Chagall Blue. The cars were produced finished completely in green, yellow, green, red and blue before the body parts were swapped around. In total 3100 were made including 280 for the US market

it is a crime that the 6th dr didn’t travel slightly into the future to drive one of these...

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

ok but this also happened in Dirk Gently (novel)... the horse that was in Professor Chronotis' flat.

so it might not be shapeshifters, it might be that an upper part of the building is able to travel in time and space...