natalunasans reblogged
Imagine Nine and Rose pulled over by the police.
Police: Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Doctor: ::pauses for thought:: Well now, that depends.
Police: My little gizmo here says -
Doctor: The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour.
Rose: ::rolls her eyes. Not this. Again::
Police: ::confused look::
Doctor: The entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty seven thousand miles an hour.
Police: ::looks even more bewildered::
Rose: ::blushes in embarrassment::
Doctor: Does your 'little gizmo' tell you all that?
Police: ... no ...
Doctor: Thought as much. We'll be going now. Have a good day.
They drive off. The Police is left standing there, looking at the radar gun, then at the pair driving away, then back to the radar gun, utterly befuddled.