natalunasans reblogged
crowley: bro this isnt healthy. dont you have a hereditary enemy or some kind of longterm ambiguous friend/rival who also happens to be immortal and also gay and also looks great in a dress?
doctor: oh well yes actually i do now that you mention it
crowley: ok soooooo …. why dont you shack up
doctor: hes like…. pretty fuckin evil? idk i mean not really but like its complicated he has a lot of trauma from stuff that happened a long time ago
crowley: well yeah bitch me too tf but that didnt stop this motherfucker *points to aziraphale* from putting a ring on it
doctor: …..you’re weird i’m leaving
crowley: k have fun being repressed in space then i guess… i will be here… chillin…
#ineffable partners#is what#best enemies#wishes they were#is what best enemies would be#if they were even a little bit functional#and communicated#i'm not talking full functional i mean let's be real here#they're all prize goofuses#and dysfunctional ones at that#but like#just a little bit functional#also if the master weren't *properly evil*#but yeah#wonder what i'd be without you#ineffable spouses