Middle-aged white dudes, take note.

It's not. All you have to do is recognize that you're a human being like everyone else.

I have cracked the code, FITE ME

"oh, and just one more thing. those folks down in the village sir, they're real kind people, and they make terrific food too! the stuff i tried - paprika hundle, no, that's not right, it was hendl, that's it! boy, that stuff was delicious! i even got the recipe to send home to my wife. what ya gotta know about mrs. columbo, is she's a much more adventurous eater than i usually am. she'll just love that stuff, i'm sure. but i noticed somethin' funny when i was in town, too. the nice lady who made my food, oh, she was sweet as could be, really, but she seemed so worried once i told her i was comin' up here. she gave me this crucifix thing, insisted i take it, in fact. isn't that odd? i'm not much of a religious sorta guy, see, and i thought maybe you might know about - woah! hey! gee whiz, i didn't know it was gonna upset ya so much....okay, i'll put it away, no harm, no foul..."

no no that’s a bop, i love it

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

@scienced​

Based on a prompt I saw on my dash, here’s the Master (from The End of Time) vs Zagreus, as a comic-book like drawing and as a portrait.

I thought it would be fitting - I mean, they are both “glitchy” eldritch abominations and they want to destroy the universe, so, yeah, we should let them fight each other and see what happens.

Also, they are both extremely over the top xD

While listening to Neverland I mentally pictured the Neverpeople like hollow silhouettes with some sort of moving night sky inside. That’s because there was a Magic: The Gathering tournament the day I started to listen to Neverland and the last set, Journey into Nyx, is full of creatures and people that look like this. So I drew Zagreus!Eight with Anti-time leaking through his eyes.

On that second picture, the Master is like “what the hell happened to you, I mean yeah my skeleton flashes from time to time and stuff… but THAT’S f█cked up.”

Acting.mp4 (a shit tier cut of ‘Dimensions in Time’ as provided by me)

just overheard a little girl ask her father if I am a boy or a girl and all he said was “some people have bodies”

Assigned Corporeal At Birth

CALL! THE! NUMBER!

I laughed out loud at “Frisbee? Or Ultimate Frisbee?”

when you call the number the message is similar and after they go through the the press-one-if... you get: “if hearing spanish is a trigger for you, please protect your ears now” before they say a message in newscaster-voice spanish about how some gringos think the police are their personal bodyguards without concern for their neighbours of other races... 

Reasons I love Dhawan Master #44: His disaster queer style!

In no particular order, here is an illustrated list of reasons I love  Sacha Dhawan’s Master, most of which boil down to the way that Sacha Dhawan so expertly embodies the Master to such a degree that we can look  into this character’s mind as we never have before.

H/t  to @ventingbouto​ and the Little Things That the Master Does That I Just Love series, which inspired this.

Find my full series under the HELP I WUVS HIM tag or at the why I love Dhawan Master tag.

Read more about my version of Dhawan Master/Thirteen [plus fam] in The Happy Famverse, a series of comic shorts about the domestic lives of [extended] Team TARDIS.

#44: His disaster queer style! @auroral-melody and I were talking last night about how he dresses, specifically in his purple suit in The Timeless Children. He’s very put together and neat on top, with the button-down shirt, the vest, the blazer. Everything’s clean, crisp, tidy. He even has a watch chain for an eye-catching accessory.

Below the waist, however, his style changes. The rolled-up trousers are an odd touch in and of themselves [a nice echo of the Doctor, though], and the fact that they’re at slightly different heights shows that his meticulousness doesn’t extend down that far. His socks, though purple like the rest of his outfit, kinda clash because of the red heels. The outfit looks less thought out at this point.

And then there’s his shoes. I’ve already talked about his furiously double-laced shoelaces, a control-freaky detail that I just love. I have not, however, addressed the fact that he’s wearing plain, sensible, thick-soled loafers that you might usually associate with Support Footwear for Elderly Persons. Previous stylish incarnations, such as Missy, Simm, and Delgado, have finished off their looks with equally snappy shoes that pull their outfits together. This one does not. I imagine him thinking, Fuck it. What’s the use of fashion if it doesn’t function?! This is why @natalunasans calls him Mx. Comfyshoes.

The progression in the Master’s outfit from neat and matching to…uh…less so brings up a few possibilities. It could be a deliberate choice to balance a cool style with comfort. That was my first thought. Then @auroral-melody said that maybe he got distracted halfway through. Or he forgot. Those possibilities seem just as likely too!

Now that I think about it, he’s definitely the sort of person who does something inadvertent, but insists that he really meant to do that. So he probably intended to dress up, forgot/got distracted halfway through, and just threw on whatever was at hand. When you ask him about his ensemble, he’ll tell you that it’s de rigueur haute couture, an avant-garde bricolage of playful de trop with practical joie de vivre, which lends it a certain je ne sais quoi – in short, a Masterpiece [get it?].

Yutaka aka Yutaka Murakami aka 村上豊 (Japanese, b. Kyoto, Japan, based Ashiya, Hyogo, Japan), Paintings: Watercolors

There are so many ways to use a bench! 

Which one is your favorite? :)

Landing cat

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I’ve finished editing a tribute to one of my favourite Doctors. This is the chase scene from Planet of the Spiders, Jon Pertwee’s regeneration story, one of the most iconic scenes in Doctor Who’s history. I have rescored the scene with a more emotional soundtrack fitting the tone.