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Naruto Lists

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Hi! I'm Em! This blog is heavily inspired by BleachLists on Tumblr. Similar to them, I will be uploading "lists" relating to the Naruto universe, requested by you guys! Lists are published when I have time. To request a list, simply go to my ask blog "asknarutolists".
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Mod H’s favourite characters

Requested by anon!

I have been asked what my top favourite Naruto characters are! So without further ado; Mod Hidan’s top 5 characters! Just a short, fun little list to get to know more about me!

1. Favourite character in general: Hidan

Undoubtedly Hidan. Hands down. Not only is he my favourite Naruto character, he’s also my favourite all time character. I just think he’s super interesting! I always tend to go for the weird characters, and Hidan just screams weird; from his insane mental state to his immortality and rude language. He is rude, obnoxious trash and I love him for it, plus I love his character design. I've also cosplayed as him, and gotten a tattoo of the Jashin symbol. I could go on and on, but I won’t!

2. Favourite Akatsuki member [Besides Hidan]: Kakuzu/Kisame

Honestly it’s a tie between Kakuzu and Kisame. Kakuzu is just hilarious in his money making state of mind [as well as his general “I don’t give a fuck” attitude towards Hidan’s whining] and Kisame is just an awesome character in general regarding his personality, awesome beast release and loyalty. Plus, shark man!

3. Favourite Bijuu/Jinchuuriki: Han and Kokuō  

I first started liking them when I saw Kokuō’s design. Who doesn't like a horse spliced with a dolphin? He’s also super polite and doesn't like confrontation; which is a great trait in a tailed beast. Han is also super polite [especially to Naruto] and wears kick ass steam armour. Just general awesomeness all around.

4. Favourite “teacher” character: Kakashi/Killer B

Another tie. Kakashi was the character that first got me into Naruto during my old roleplaying days. He’s chilled, awesome, and has a super cool design. Killer B is just the most fantastic character; I can’t even begin to fathom how awesome he is. He has terrible rapping skills; what’s not to love?

5. Favourite Konoha 11: Kiba

Shikamaru came close, but Kiba beat him just because he wasn't responsible for my favourites supposed death. Kiba is awesome. He rides a giant fluffy white dog and fights enemies with said giant fluffy white dog. His relationship with Akamaru is “aww” worthy, and I love it.

Well, now you know a little more about me regarding my favourites! 

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The Bijuus have suddenly reverted into their 1 year old form! Now their Jinchūriki have to take care of them!

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What would happen if the Bijuu [Tailed Beasts] reverted back into their 1 year old forms [Like This]? How would their Jinchūriki take care of them? We'll set this after the Shinobi war [and assume they're all still alive, and all still have their tailed beasts]. 

1. Shukaku and Gaara

Gaara wouldn't do much at first. Just give the giant, fat raccoon gentle pats every so often. He'd slowly warm up to it and start cuddling it before bed; eventually falling asleep on it.

Temari: "Kankuro, Gaara's fallen asleep on Shukaku again."
Kankuri: "Let's take photos!"

2. Matatabi and Yugito 

Matatabi would basically be like a giant kitten. Made of fire. Yugito would have a lot of fun. A LOT of fun. 

Yugito: "Utakata look! Matatabi is chasing after the yarn again!"
Utakata: "YUGITO IT IS DESTROYING BUILDINGS"

3. Isobu and Yagura

Yagura would simply watch Isobu. Poking every so often. He would be very entertained.

Yagura: "You are now like a normal turtle. Only much bigger."
Isobu: "Can you put some food in front of me? I can't get to it."
Yagura: "......you are so cute."

4. Son Gokū and Rōshi

Roshi would be very entertained. Would use the word "monkey" a lot.

Roshi: "Awh look. You're now so much smaller! Almost as small as a normal monkey!"
Son Gokū: "Roshi I swear if you keep calling me that I will crush you."
Roshi: "Okay okay, MAYBE you're a bit bigger."

5. Kokuō and Han

Han and Kokuō would quietly sit together and just enjoy each others company.

Han: "Would you like me to scratch you under your horns?"
Kokuō: "Only if it doesn't inconvenience you."
Han: "Kokuō you've been nudging my hand for 10 minutes."

6. Saiken and Utakata 

Utakata would quietly watch as Saiken would attempt to clean up after itself.

Saiken: "I'm sorry! I'll clean this up right away!"
Utakata: "You are trying to clean your mess but are creating even more mess in the process. You are a funny little slug, aren't you?"
Saiken: "Then quit standing there and HELP ME."

7. Chōmei and Fū

They'd have a lot of fun together. But a little slower than usual.

Fū: "WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY SO FAT AND SLOW?"
Chōmei: "I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S LUCKY?!"
Fū: "YOU ARE SUCH AN ADORABLE LITTLE BUG I WANNA RIDE ON YOUR BACK"

8. Gyūki and Killer B 

B would try and come up with funny rhymes to annoy Gyūki with.

Gyūki: "I swear if you start rapping about this..
B: "Who me? Never! But Gyūki! It looks like yo booty looks a lot more like sushi!"
Gyūki: "THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME."

9. Kurama and Naruto

Would try and take Kurama out for walks as a joke.

Kurama: "For the last time NO. I AM NOT A DOG."
Naruto: "Awwwwh c'mon Kurama! It was so much fun last time! All the people staring and the dogs trying to sniff your-"
Kurama: "GET THAT LEASH AWAY FROM ME."
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