Naruto characters meet Overwatch characters
How would Naruto and Overwatch characters react to meeting each other?
1. Itachi and Hanzo
Itachi: “So you have brother issues too huh?”
Hanzo: “I doubt your ‘brother issues’ are as terrible and dishonorable as mine.”
Itachi: “I killed my entire clan and left my brother on his own.”
Hanzo: “.......well. That is something.”
2. Deidara and Junkrat
Junkrat: “It’s a perfect day for-”
Deidara: “BLOWING UP SOME BUILDINGS.”
Junkrat: “Oi mate I wasn’t-”
Deidara: “Art in an explosion you idiot! You obviously don’t understand art!”
Junkrat: “AYE MATE I THINK WE’RE GONNA BE FRIENDS.”
3. Shizune and Roadhog
Shizune: “Look at you! Tonton would love you!”
Roadhog: “......”
Shizune: “You even have a little pig face tattoo! Oh I have to show her. Wait here for a second!”
Roadhog: “......The one man apocalypse feels happy for some reason.”
4. Haku and Mei
Mei: “Hey you use ice in your attacks too!”
Mei: “Do you tell your opponents to ‘freeze’ before they attack? Haha!”
Haku: “No I usually just stab an ice needle through their heart.”
Mei: “Oh.......that’s nice too.”
5. Hidan and Reaper
Hidan: “Ayyyye I like your grim reaper outfit!”
Reaper: “It’s not an outfit.”
Hidan: “Wanna see mine?! I’d hafta ingest some of your blood though! Haha! Guess that makes me sound like a psychopath though huh. What about you?!”
Reaper: “I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning psychopath.”
Hidan: “Ow the edge. Tone it down dude.”
6. Minato and Tracer
Tracer: “Hey love! Wanna race?!”
Minato: “Race?? You think you can beat the Yellow Flash in a mere race~?”
Tracer: “You think you can beat Tracer who’s able ta speed up ‘er own time?!”
Minato: “Whaaaaaat?! You gotta show me!”
7. Chiyo and Ana
Ana: “You are surrounded by so many young people. How do you cope?!”
Chiyo: “Yelling at them usually helps!”
Ana: “Ah yes. A very clever tactic. And if that fails?”
Chiyo: “Eh. Faking my own death seems to work too.”
Ana: “I find putting them to sleep by force gets the job sorted quicker~.”
8. Kakashi and Soldier 76
Soldier 76: “Now here’s a man who knows that us oldies do it best!”
Kakashi: “Oldies...? Just how old do you think I am?”
Soldier 76: “Well your hair is grey. That’s a clear indication.”
Kakashi: “Wow. Next you’ll be telling me to get off your lawn.”
9. Killer Bee and Lucio
Lucio: “Hey man! I hear you make your own music!”
Killer Bee: “Yeah bro, but I don’t wanna use any of that fancy technology stuff you have, you know? You gotta keep it real.”
Lucio: “Aw come on! I bet we can jam together real good!”
Killer Bee: “Well....alright. But only coz you’re the only person around here who appreciates the art of music.”
10. Hagoromo and Zenyatta
Hagoromo: “Well now, you look like an individual who knows true peace!”
Zenyatta: “But of course. My goal in life is to find true enlightenment. I am a monk, after all.”
Hagoromo: “Well then! How about you and I have a nice discussion over some tea?”
Zenyatta: “Very well. But I cannot drink the tea. I do not possess a mouth.”
Hagoromo: “Oh.”