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Naruto Lists

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Hi! I'm Em! This blog is heavily inspired by BleachLists on Tumblr. Similar to them, I will be uploading "lists" relating to the Naruto universe, requested by you guys! Lists are published when I have time. To request a list, simply go to my ask blog "asknarutolists".
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Naruto characters meet Overwatch characters

How would Naruto and Overwatch characters react to meeting each other?

1. Itachi and Hanzo

Itachi: “So you have brother issues too huh?”
Hanzo: “I doubt your ‘brother issues’ are as terrible and dishonorable as mine.”
Itachi: “I killed my entire clan and left my brother on his own.”
Hanzo: “.......well. That is something.”

2. Deidara and Junkrat

Junkrat: “It’s a perfect day for-”
Deidara: “BLOWING UP SOME BUILDINGS.”
Junkrat: “Oi mate I wasn’t-”
Deidara: “Art in an explosion you idiot! You obviously don’t understand art!”
Junkrat: “AYE MATE I THINK WE’RE GONNA BE FRIENDS.”

3. Shizune and Roadhog

Shizune: “Look at you! Tonton would love you!”
Roadhog: “......”
Shizune: “You even have a little pig face tattoo! Oh I have to show her. Wait here for a second!”
Roadhog: “......The one man apocalypse feels happy for some reason.”

4. Haku and Mei

Mei: “Hey you use ice in your attacks too!”
Mei: “Do you tell your opponents to ‘freeze’ before they attack? Haha!”
Haku: “No I usually just stab an ice needle through their heart.”
Mei: “Oh.......that’s nice too.”

5. Hidan and Reaper

Hidan: “Ayyyye I like your grim reaper outfit!”
Reaper: “It’s not an outfit.”
Hidan: “Wanna see mine?! I’d hafta ingest some of your blood though! Haha! Guess that makes me sound like a psychopath though huh. What about you?!”
Reaper: “I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning psychopath.”
Hidan: “Ow the edge. Tone it down dude.”

6. Minato and Tracer

Tracer: “Hey love! Wanna race?!”
Minato: “Race?? You think you can beat the Yellow Flash in a mere race~?”
Tracer: “You think you can beat Tracer who’s able ta speed up ‘er own time?!”
Minato: “Whaaaaaat?! You gotta show me!”

7. Chiyo and Ana

Ana: “You are surrounded by so many young people. How do you cope?!”
Chiyo: “Yelling at them usually helps!”
Ana: “Ah yes. A very clever tactic. And if that fails?”
Chiyo: “Eh. Faking my own death seems to work too.”
Ana: “I find putting them to sleep by force gets the job sorted quicker~.”

8. Kakashi and Soldier 76

Soldier 76: “Now here’s a man who knows that us oldies do it best!”
Kakashi: “Oldies...? Just how old do you think I am?”
Soldier 76: “Well your hair is grey. That’s a clear indication.”
Kakashi: “Wow. Next you’ll be telling me to get off your lawn.”

9. Killer Bee and Lucio

Lucio: “Hey man! I hear you make your own music!”
Killer Bee: “Yeah bro, but I don’t wanna use any of that fancy technology stuff you have, you know? You gotta keep it real.”
Lucio: “Aw come on! I bet we can jam together real good!”
Killer Bee: “Well....alright. But only coz you’re the only person around here who appreciates the art of music.”

10. Hagoromo and Zenyatta

Hagoromo: “Well now, you look like an individual who knows true peace!”
Zenyatta: “But of course. My goal in life is to find true enlightenment. I am a monk, after all.”
Hagoromo: “Well then! How about you and I have a nice discussion over some tea?”
Zenyatta: “Very well. But I cannot drink the tea. I do not possess a mouth.”
Hagoromo: “Oh.”
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Naruto Characters Requesting Lists

Requested by anon!

What sort of lists would Naruto characters request if they saw this blog?

1. Naruto: 

“Ten ways Naruto is the best ninja”

2. Jiraiya: 

“How Jiraiya was the best teacher Naruto ever had”

3. Pein: 

“Akatsuki members ranked from most intelligent to least intelligent”

4. Hidan: 

“Top ten people Hidan should kill”

5. Kakuzu: 

“A list of the top ninja with the highest bounty”

6. Black Zetsu: 

“Zetsu appreciation post”

7. Kiba: 

“Reasons why Ninja dogs are so important!”

8. Hagoromo: 

“Sage of Six Paths appreciation post”

9. Obito: 

“Why Obito did nothing wrong”

10. Gaara: 

“Tips on caring for a cactus in the Sand Village”

11. Zabuza: 

“The Seven Swordsman ranked by strength”

12. Kabuto: 

“Why the snake sage mode is basically turning into a dragon”

13. Shikaku:

“Why the Naruto parents should get more screentime and appreciation”

14. Kaguya:

“Why the Naruto women are the strongest”

15. Kurama:

“How to look after your tailed beast PROPERLY”
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