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perhaps Ed and Stede fighting over something and not talking to each other for a few days while they stew but they're both using Izzy for stress relief... and passive aggressive messages. Ed finds Izzy with hickeys on his neck so he sends him back covered in bruises in all of Stede's favourite places to be nibbled on. Stede leaves him with deep rope marks implying exactly how at his mercy Izzy was. bite marks. whip marks. snide messages in ye olde permanent marker written on his back. intercepting him on his way to the other and fucking him out. at some point completely unknown to Izzy the messages turn flirty. it takes another few days before Izzy finds out that now they're just showing off to each other and sharing ideas. which they discuss at length while fucking each other I guess

fic where Izzy is low key free use for everyone but it's understood this is only because Ed and Stede allow it. anyway one time when the ship is docked, Ed and Stede head out to town for the day, leaving Izzy under strict orders not to cum, and the rest of the crew with the memo that if Izzy does cum they won't be held responsible for it. and that if he does happen to cum, and perhaps it happens more than once, they should keep a running tally on ye olde flipboard. so Ed and Stede know how much punishment he's earned when they come back

Ed stuck in a time loop of the whole attempted family murder-suicide day but he's convinced that getting Izzy to kill him in that tiny room is the thing that will make it end

imagining izzy flustered by flirting is an endless source of entertainment but also. imagining izzy giving as good as he gets. to Roach. they have knives on each other's throats and they're having the time of their lives

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been thinking about Stede trapping Izzy's cock between his thighs while giving him an over the lap spanking

do I want izzy dead? no. do I think izzy was ready to go? no. do I spend a lot of time thinking about an Izzy that just wants to be gone but keeps being brought semi-back by Ed (and maybe others)? yes.

can't stop thinking about Stede eating Ed's ass for hours in the morning while Ed drifts in and out of sleep in a sunspot

izzy hands going through a whole internal crisis during elaborate steddyhands sex productions because they had A Plan but Ed and Stede have gotten off track and there Was A Plan but he can't tell them that because he can't make out like he CARES it's just that There Was A Plan and they are not following the plan and

my horny steddyhands brainworm I'll probably never write is first time trans izzy dp where

ed: which way do you want us

izzy: ......stede at the back

ed: you size queen

(neither of them voices that it's because izzy wants to see ed's face)

stede: :)))

fic where Stede is like "I love you too much to be rough with you" with Ed. and it would be kind of sweet except Ed's getting jealous of Izzy who Stede has no issue brutalising

thinking about Ed giving Izzy an "I'm bored" footjob in the backseat of the car on an awkward love triangle forced road trip (for whatever convoluted reason) where Ed & Stede are dating and Ed & Izzy have Something but Izzy & Stede still hate each other. but Stede's watching Izzy get flustered in the rearview mirror and surely that's jealousy and not desire in his eyes and surely it's just getting one over Bonnet that's heating Izzy up about it, etc. Ed's mentally rubbing his hands and laughing in his beard

father figure Izzy but only if it's a fairytale au where he's the king and Ed's the princess who's been cursed with constant arousal and thus all the virile young men in the land are invited to try to fuck it out of her