would gay sex fix them?

Came to me in a. Dream

typical scooby debrief :)

Can I say something a little controversial

Actually nevermind. I was going to say that kirk and spock definitely were doing weird freaky butt stuff together but my phone autocorrected it to "smirk and cock" when I wrote it out initially and I think thats a lot funnier

Cock... Smirk .... And boner

I've been thinking about crop circles and how they kind of just stopped being a thing like 20 years ago and I've decided the obvious explanation is that they were all made by one individual alien who recently retired from the art world after a long career of controversial surrealist art in which he went from one pre-contact planet to another fucking with the indigenous species' corn

Implies that corn is an alien species that most planets have…

Spock: Thank you, Dad. …Why is everyone staring at me?

Uhura: You just called Captain Pike ‘dad.’ You said ‘thank you, Dad.’

Spock: What? No, I did not. I said thank you…man.

Pike: Do you see me as a father figure, Spock?

Spock: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure as you are always bothering me.

Number One: Hey! You show your father some respect!

Spock: I did not call him Dad!

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

You thought your minions were taking notes but when one of them yells "Bingo!" in the middle of one of your evil monologues to the captured Heroes, you're forced to re-evaluate things.

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

happy halloween :)

J U N E

S P O O K Y.

Spook

spüüky in june

Da spooky

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

@videogamecows

COWPOST RATING: INCORRECT

that is not one of those

MY SIBLING IN CHRIST,,,

Leonard Nimoy did not refuse to shave his chest hair in patterns of force just for me to shave my bush in order to please a man

so important for every character to be an idiot, but each in their own unique beautiful way

to clarify: it is essential to have BIODIVERSE dumbasses. a balanced ecosystem living in not-so-harmonious buffoonery. and crucially: each character genuinely and unabashedly believes they alone are the only sane person in the room (hint: there is no sane person in the room. you are all bananas. even the 3rd person omniscient narrator clearly has some shit going on)

subspace rhapsorgy

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/8fFo610 by cicak Anything goes. Words: 11387, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi Relationships: Everyone/Everyone, but more specifically..., James T. Kirk/La'an Noonien-Singh, Number One | Una Chin-Riley/Christopher Pike, Jenna Mitchell/Erica Ortegas, James T. Kirk/Christopher Pike/Spock, James T. Kirk/Spock, Joseph M'Benga/La'an Noonien-Singh, Christine Chapel/Joseph M'Benga, La'an Noonien-Singh/Erica Ortegas, James T. Kirk/Number One | Una Chin-Riley, La'an/Noonien-Singh/James T. Kirk/James T. Kirk, La'an Noonien-Singh/Christopher Pike, Marie Batel/OMCs, Nyota Uhura/George Samuel Kirk, Spock/Nyota Uhura, Uhura/OMC/OMC, Christine Chapel/Spock, Christine Chapel/Spock/George Samuel Kirk, La'an Noonien-Singh/Number One | Una Chin-Riley, La'an Noonien-Singh/James T. Kirk/George Samuel Kirk, Christopher Pike/Nyota Uhura Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Dubious Consent, Episode: s02e09 Subspace Rhapsody (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Porn, porn reality, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, but like a mild dead dove, Aliens Made Them Do It, heed the tags, absolutely no safe sex whatsoever, 10k of fucking but there IS a plot and it IS the plot of subspace rhapsody, the filthiest thing I will ever write read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/8fFo610