I'm the Nan with the Plan!

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He destroyed him

Hey man I've been noticing your mom's womb tattoo starts to glow when I'm around her

Tfem stereotypes are NOT TRUE. Not all tfems are puppy girls.

For example im a catgirl

@demilypyro

we used to be the majority, you know. years ago

Accurate

Inaccurate when I say I’m not very political it’s because I’m not. I’m a libertarian that leans conservative but politics bore me.

The next post on this dudes blog is about how women are naturally inferior

can't stop thinking about this. the atmosphere is of lower income

lol *creates a shrine to something obscure and unimportant

I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

I think the thing about Skyrim's dragons is that they're not exactly iconic, but they're ubiquitous enough in gaming that you can replace them with anything and it'll always be pretty funny.

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

lindt is being sued in a class action in the united states because they are one of MANY brands of chocolate that tested high for heavy metals. and this is despite lindt claiming their chocolate is "expertly crafted with the finest ingredients". no recall was issued after the tests came out. lead and cadmium can fuck the body over BAD.

lindt's genius defense is that they are going to stop saying the whole thing about being expertly crafted with the finest ingredients, so nobody can complain about the heavy metals in their chocolate anymore! and that makes it okay. source: trust me bro

(now please drop the lawsuit thanks)

consumer reports test results of a bunch of different chocolate brands <- original report being referenced

even more chocolate brands that were tested for heavy metals

imagine this. you advertise yourself as "the coolest dude around". your whole persona is being "cool" and "chill". and then one day, you burn someone's house down on purpose. they inevitably sue the shit out of you. and your defense is that you will stop calling yourself "cool" or "chill" so nobody can reasonably expect that you will not set things on fire, because fire is hot, which is the opposite of cool and chill. and therefore everything is fine now and nobody can be mad at you anymore.

that is lindt's defense here.

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

could you lie