R+L canon

[Inori and Upa first meeting]

Upa:-And I will watch your crimson blood

Upa:-Leak from your neck!

Inori:-

Samon:-

Inori:-Boss, this little kid is a hardcore goth

Samon nodding:- Hardcore goth

[ll]

Liang:-I mean, I guess we can play 21 questions again

Liang:-I'll start

Liang:-What do you want to do when you get out of prison?

Rock:-Doritos cool ranch!

Rock:-My turn!

Rock:-Are you a virgi-

Jyugo:-We're playing scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Trois:-Scrabble? Scrabble's fun

Jyugo:-Not when you're playing with Musashi. He puts down words like "Enochlophobia" while I put "Cat"

I want a fanfic of Nico, Upa and Baio being a chaotic midget trio.

Because of previous experience, every time I read a fanfic and love it, I download it, 'cause you never know when it will get deleted

you're not going to see me cry again because of a deleted fanfic.

Honey staring at Jyugo:- What the fuck is that guy doing?

Uno glares at Honey:-His best

Uno looks at Jyugo trying to pull a door that clearly says 'push':- his best...

Inori:-You know is physically impossible to squat with one hand up?

Samon:-Squat with one hand up?

Inori:-Yeah

Samon:-No is not

Inori:-Yes it is

-Samon squats with one hand up.-

Inori:-Ayy papii~

Samon gets up looking at Inori:-Inori seriously, why? >:(

[I have no idea but they're at Uno's recreation room]

-After some type of robot arc I obviously made up, Rock's arm is being hugged by robot Liang (Who was staring lovingly at Rock) who looks just as human as the original.-

Upa:-Omg please just end my misery, I don't think bleach can help this time

Qi:-Just look awa-

Qi:-THIS TIME!? WHAT DO YOU ME-

Liang:-Have you tried like-

Liang:-Punching him or just ripping his head off

Rock:-First of all

Rock:-Psyco, and second

Uno:-He already tried, six times

Jyugo:-But it keeps gettin up every time

Liang:-What about the guards? Isn't that rabbit supposed to be in charge of that thing?

Rock:-He's right there

-Rock points at Tomato, who watches still dumbfounded at his robot.-

R.Liang:-I like Rock!

Liang:-No you don't

Nico:-OH! A love triangle, just like-

Uno:-NO! There is no love triangle, this show is already a mess...and that's weird

Liang:-What he can't turn it off or something?

Samon:-He can, he just doesn't want to

Liang:-Why?

Samon:-Science, maybe

Tomato:-Nah, I actually lost the controller, didn't think one of them would survive, specially after a beatin like the one he had

Qi:-Probably he's masochistic

Jyugo:-He's a robot

Upa:-And you're a protagonist

Jyugo:-oi-

Rock:-Can you just get it off me? Is weird having a Liang faced robot huggin me like this

Tomato:-Since I don't have my controller, just rip his head off or rip his heart out.

Rock:-Whaat? No, I can't do that

Liang:-Dont you want your arm back?

Rock:-I mean, yeah, but-

Rock:-I feel like i'm taking your heart out

Liang:-Please just say 'ripping your head off'

Liang:-Sounds less weird

Rock:-What are you, twelve?

Liang:-Shut up

Nico:-That's how their love story starts

Upa:-They're talking about killing a robot, Nico

Nico:-Still love story

R.Liang:-I like Rock!

Rock:-No you don't, you're just confused!

Jyugo:-Homophobic

Uno:-Omg! Rock is homophobic!

Rock:-No!

Samon looks at Liang:-You won't come here for a long time

Liang:-Wha..?

Qi:-That includes us?

Samon:-Yes

Qi:-Damn...

Upa looks away crossing his arms:- Didn't want to come here anyway..

[At the end, Hajime kills the robot, gorila wins]

Jyugo:-When I was 15 years old, I was jump by four dudes

Jyugo:-For five dollars

Jyugo:-When I woke up from my unconsciousness

Jyugo:-I still had my five dollars

Jyugo:-My dignity!

Jyugo:-And a traumatic brain injury

Uno:-Jyugo be real...

Rock:-the first two were gone the minute you got jump

Uno with a smug grin:-Guess who woke up with 12 missed calls and 15 text from their ex?

Uno:-My ex

Uno on the verge of tears:- Jyugo please take me back I miss you we can work thing ou-

[In the Nanbaka special]

Kiji:-Well, you only live once

Musashi:-Thank god! I don't want to do this shit a second time

The rest of inmates:-Facts!

[The pilgrims helping a villager with their garden]

Tang Sanzang:- Bajie, grab that little hoe

-Bajie grabs Wukong-

Wukong:-Oh-

Wukong:-I don't think that's what he meant

Wukong looks at Tripitaka:- Is it?

[Cell 8 headcanon]

-After their big ass trauma with hachiman, you can expect they have some kind of hatred towards pigs.

But that really depends

Qi does not really give a damn about them (Likes to eat them though)

Upa is the same as Qi, but prefers to be away from them.

And Liang develope a phobia to them. They found out when some guy let lose a pig in the training ground (For some reason nobody knows why or how) and he just froze in his place, crying.

Samon:-I don't have favorites, I don't do favorites, thats not something that a guard like me does.

[...]

Qi:-Oi supervisor-san, can we go to 11-san recreation room this afternoon?

Samon:-Not after what you did, no

Upa:-Samon, can we please go to Uno's recreation room this afternoon?

Samon:-What the fuck did I just say?

Liang:-Samon-san, can we please go to Uno's recreation room this afternoon?

Samon:-

Samon through gritted teeth:- Fine..

Liang/Qi/Upa:-Thank you Samon!

[Headcanon time!]

For some reason they allowed Nico and Upa to play roblox in their own consoles, but immediatly took it away from them when they found out they we're bullying kids in dress to impress.

Jyugo:- I...I did something and I need advice but I don't want a lot of judgement and critisism...

Honey:-And you came to me?