✨️Lich & Mushroom for everrr🍄

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

Namor 🦶🏽🕊🟢 By Jin Hallz (x)

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Tom Wlaschiha starring as ‘Enzo’ / Dmitri Antonov STRANGER THINGS 4 | Chapter Five: The Nina Project

The whole "oh fast food workers are quitting because they aren't paid enough" really ignores that fast food work is the most dogshit job you can have. Like McDonalds in Aus pays above minimum wage in a lot of places and still struggles for good staff because it's just an awful place to work. People want living wages but they also want clear scheduling, more rights in the workplace, better equipment and managers that aren't weird sexist boomers.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

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THE TAG GAME

Tagged by @just-a-boy-not-a-hero

Rules: tag 10 followers you’d like to know better

Name: Avery

Gender: non binary

Sexuality: panseaxual

Hogwarts house: ravenclaw

Favourite animal: dolphine

Current time: 11pm

Cat or dog: cat

Dream job: unsure

When I made my blog: December 2019 I (think)

Reason for my url: wheat

Ten people I would like to know better

@emogayrat666 @pet-the-dogs @gothamgirlkay @bicad0 @sekinser @smolwash @gothparfum @theflurtifly @broughtyoumybltsyoubroughtmeurbs

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Name: Adrian

Gender: bruh I don’t even know imma say masc tho

Sexuality: Bisexual

Hog warts House: Hufflepuff

Favorite animal: Dogs probably

Current Time: 4:00 pm

Cats or Dogs?: uuuh both

Dream Job: Musician! Or maybe part of a profesional marching band

When I made my blog: late 2016

Reason for URL: it’s a mash of bisexual and avocado

bicado

Ten people I wanna know better

@vixven @panpotterhead3000 @kainamite15 @purabasuraa @scene-girl-wannabe @crookedsuitwasteland @maniawaffle @folie-a-dois @bidisastershakespeare @brendonandtheurinebottle

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Name: Ven

Gender: Nonbinary

Sexuality: Pansexual for now

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Favorite animal: Fox

Current Time: 7:23

Cats or Dogs: Both!

Dream Job: Animator or professional artist

When I made my blog: who fucking knows lol

Reason for URL: Vixen but with another v because I’m eXtRa

Ten people I wanna know better:

@panpotterhead3000 @aspex-t @rationalmilksnake @marvel-and-the-gays @themagicheartmailman @soupgromlin @always-anxious612 @el-anit @questioningrealities-24-7 @hearse-full-of-rats

Oh!! TAG GAME TIME!!

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Rules: tag 10 followers you would like to know better.

Name: Cait

Gender: female

Sexuality: asexual panromantic (I think panromantic anyway? …Yeah)

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Favorite animal: sugar glider…or lemur

Current time: 7:54

Cats or Dogs: BOTH~

Dream Job: writer or graphic designer

When I made my blog: um like early or mid 2019 I think? Time blurs here so idk

Reason for URL: simple..I am constantly anxious. Always anxious then my birthday (June 12) cause that name was taken lol

Ten people I wanna know better:

@layschips12 @snowfall-and-stars @figure-skating-fander @bippityboppityfa-boo-lous @lonely-trash-snake @pretty-as-princey @catolicabuena @theiwatobiicepic @emo-disaster @spooky-scary-virgil

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Name: Layla

Gender: female

Sexuality: demisexual pansexual

Hogwarts house: HUFFLEPUFF

Favorite animal: RED PANDA

Current time: 10:20am

Cats or Dogs: BOTH

Dream Job: graphic designer/storyboarder or anything job to do with art in general

When I made my blog: mid 2019

Reason for URL: my friends gave me the nickname bc I was eating some layschips and then they thought hey it’s got part of your name in it,, soo BAM url!!

Ten people I wanna know better:

@hedgiehoggles @nightmare4thebroken2 @stupid-sewage-art @catolicabuena @purp-man @kawaiipotatuh @nuggetwingsaway @pizza-box-raccoon @adultkiddo @sablesides

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Name: Jessie

Gender: female

Sexuality: Demisexual lesbian (a little confused at the moment)

Hogwarts house: Slytherin

Favourite animal: owl or snake

Current time: 12:03 am

Cats or dogs: both but I lean more towards cats (even though I’m allergic)

Dream job: Forensic pathologist!!

When I made my blog: 2017 I think

Reason for URL: my friend called me a rat who lives in the sewers and it somehow transitioned to stupid sewage and I like to draw

Ten people I wanna know better:

@spooky-scary-virgil @kannra21 @alamari-chibi @rikuandpromptohaveglasses @whats-a-queen-without-a-king @ellectric-blue @lapzoli @buggachat @bevvydraws @vinnie-cha

okay, I know you tagged me in this like a bajillion years ago more like two weeks but I forgot and had it in my drafts I- 

anyway, THANKS FOR THE TAG!! @stupid-sewage-art​ 

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Name: call me Blue ;)

Gender: female

Sexuality: at this point, not even I know 😳

Hogwarts house: ravenclaw 🦅

Favourite animal: dogs!! although, only because of animal crossing - or owls because they remind me of Bokuto from haikyuu 

Current time: 2:51 pm

Cats or dogs: this is HARD! I love cats for reasons I can’t even put in words but dogs are so loyal and I- 🥺

Dream job: mathematician/cybersecurity analyst/teacher one of those three

When I made my blog: August or September of 2017

Reason for URL: I actually changed it last year lol. It’s my favorite color and it was also the first color I dyed my hair. Sadly, electric-blue was already taken so I just added another L it would’ve been a great pun if my name was Elle, but it isn’t 😔

This is the color I’m referring to since apparently there are a bunch of different electric blues (?)

Ten people I wanna know better (a bunch of people just started following me idk why either but thanks? so I’m gonna tag them :P): @mariko42​​ @baldmicchokeseraserwithhisweave​​ @zaizaihntai​​ @faeriiess​​ @gabbygee928​​ @hipster-merchant-of-death​​ @ilowmeelow​​ @namjoonscrabss​​ @squishyredriot​​ @just-another-bored-writer​​ @lyssaisprobablynotaloser​​ @rengowhore​​ @knifeewifee​​ @divine-hoe​​ @robbierottenschin​​ some of you have very cursed URLs and I’m disappointed I didn’t come up with something like that

Thanks for the tag!

Name: Lyssa

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pansexual

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff or Slytherin

Favorite Animal: Shark

Current Time: 4:53 pm

Cats or Dogs: Cats!!

Dream Job: Author

When I Made My Blog: October 2019

Reason for URL: I have to constantly remind myself Im probably not a loser

Tags: @n00dley @lakeofstorms @animebsposts @acnalagonblack @quarantine-in-technicolour @weirdbutnicesblog @weirdowithwaffles @soulaire01 @trenchcoatmimic @spurningsocialdarwinism

Name: depends who you ask lately it’s been frenchy (I gues trenchy is too hard?)

Gender:doom

Sexuality: I always forget

Hogwarts house: no clue! Based off what I’ve seen of others ravenclaw or slytherin

Animal: cow they’re tasty

Time: is a fallacy

Dogs

Dream job: supreme warlord

Blog: uh feburary this year I think?

Url: to eat trenchcoat wearers it’s a perfect trap.

@purplexiasphinx @shirokurohime @weirdowithwaffles @wonderfulspade

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Tagged by @lyssaisprobablynotaloser and @trenchcoatmimic

Rules: tag 10 followers you would like to know better.

Name: Kaly/Kal/Bottom (According to @a-small-twin-window-fan)

Gender: Female

Sexuality: I’m pretty sure I’m straight

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Favourite animal: All and every cat

Current time: 10:07 am

Cats or dogs: Cats, but i do love dogs too

Dream job: T-T I don’t know. Journalist, maybe.

When I made my blog: March or February?

Reason for URL: My favourite character likes waffles and I’m weird.

Ten people I wanna know better:

@crisislemon123 @heading-into-the-future @a-small-twin-window-fan @quincedenver @that-crazy-australian @astronomical-bagel

Ah thanks! I’d like to get to know you better too!

Name: Soran

Gender: Nonbinary

Sexuality: ??? - questioning as usual but rn I’m going with asexual panromantic

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor!

Favorite Animal: mmmm rn goldfish and moths

Current Time: way too late to be doing this, aka 1:44 am

Cats Or Dogs: yes

Dream Job: oh so many things, short list - astronaut, paleontologist, rancher, plant biologist, freelance artist, taxidermist, marine biologist, etc

When I Made My Blog: I think it was late 2019 but I have no idea

Reason For URL: I was having a crisis so I drew a lemon also having a crisis, then I made a tumblr

Ten Followers I Want To Get To Know Better: @childish-not-glad-beano @official-mossman @soupgremlin @oceaneyes1834 @rationalmilksnake @smol-bean-says-yes-homo @panpotterhead3000 @galaxi-a @fucktuplex @thegingervulcan

Thanks for the tag @crisislemon123

Name: Maiya

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Lesbian

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Favourite Animal: Snakes, dogs, owls, deer and foxes

Current time: 11 AM on the dot

Cats or dogs: I’d have to say dogs but cats are amazing too

Dream job: Astronomer, astrophysicist or aerospatial engineer (there’s a sting theme going here 😂)

When I made my blog: Early December

Reason for URL: I really like blue, and I ding eyes such a beautiful part of the human body. Ocean eyes is also a song from one of my favourite artists: Billie Eilish.

@funky-little-book-nerd @awkward-sunshine-and-rainbows @a-bisexual-teenager @arimathea-adytum @avatar-of-the-vast @cinnamonnommingbrooke @justabsbutler @embezzle-my-thin-mint-money @houseofhades101

Thanks @oceaneyes1834

Name: Ariana

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Asexual

Hogwarts house: Slytherin

Favourite Animal: Foxes, dogs, CATS, hamsters, rabbits basically every animal

Current time: 10:43 am

Cats or dogs: I’d have to say cats but I love dogs as well

Dream job: Veterinarian or something to do with helping out animals

When I made my blog: In my Freshmen year about 2-3 years ago

Reason for URL: Funny story, I started this username in 6th grade when I made a Youtube channel for a class project based on the book House of Hades. That name was taken so we added the 101 to it and then every username for any website I used after that has houseofhades101

@tiny-goddess-of-chaos @thehugwizard @midnight-spectrum-again @randomotaku8 @panpotterhead3000 @kayla0binow @lilylove22 @lovelyfangirlclaire @marvelcinematicuniverse4ever @angrylittleintrovert

Thank you for tagging me @houseofhades101

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Name: Christina

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Biromantic and somewhere on the ace spectrum

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Favorite and Animal: wolves, owl, and cat

Current time: 3:40

Cats or dogs: Both

Dream job: Something science or coding (honesty I’m not really sure)

When I made my blog: sometime earlier this year (time is a blur)

Reason for URL: I wanted to keep it short and simple but also describe me. And it’s something that one of my friends calls me

@nyamafriend @lenotchpoodles @anxious-ball-of-anger-love @panpotterhead3000 @diamond-duste @nffblsprwhlckpncmcrpjsthpltrua42 @lil-tumbles @distractedbean @justabsbutler @smol-gay-hufflepuff

Tagged by @angrylittleintrovert! Thank you ♥

Rules: tag 10 followers you’d like to know better

Name: Jasmin

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Asexual, maybe biromantic

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Favourite animal: Dogs and dolphins 

Current time: 4:46 pm

Cats or dogs: Dogs

Dream job: Animator or graphic designer

When I made my blog: Actually really long ago but I forgot about it, started properly using it like a month ago xD

Reason for my url: In my group of friends I’m always the smol bean that’s clueless, loves hugs and gets distracted way too easily, soooo there’s the name xD

Ten people I would like to know better ♥

@flamingfirephoenix @hufflepuffgirl01 @thoughtsfromataco @thehugwizard @sam7sparks7 @jardin-de-l-imagination @imalivebecauseirondad @yawniguess @listening-to-the-rain @crisislemon123 @alittlebitfrosty

Thanks @distractedbean 💛

Rules: tag 10 followers you’d like to know better

Name: Brissa

Gender: female

Sexuality: asexual, panromantic

Hogwarts house: it changes between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, although my friends say I’m either a Slytherin or Hufflepuff

Favourite animal: foxes

Current time: 1:56 pm

Dream job: hair stylist, colorist, make-up artist, special affect make-up

When I made my blog: don’t remember, possibly 3 or 4 years ago???

Reason for my url: I changed it but forgot what my old one was oops. My new one is a lyric from Dream Sweet in Sea Major

Ten people I would like to know better 💛 although I didn’t talk 10 sorry

@shadedrose01 @fevdi @justanothermultifandomarmygirl @lechmibott @natasharomanoffsfuneral

Thanks for the tag @jardin-de-l-imagination 💜

Rules: tag 10 followers you’d like to know better.

Name: Amy

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Hogwarts House: Slytherpuff (Primary house is Hufflepuff, secondary house is Slytherin 💛💚)

Cat or Dog?: Both please don’t make me choose

Favourite animal: Ocelot/Fox/Penguin

Current Time: 17:22

Dream Job: Teach Assistant!

When I made my blog: Ummm… two or three years ago I think?

Reason for my URL: Quite literally what it says, I am in far too many fandoms to choose just one for my URL, so I thought, “why not that?”

Ten(?) people I’d like to know better (even though I don’t think we’ve ever talked sorry)

@hufflepuffs-say-fuck @thehugwizard @irondad-and-spiderson @yoonsgiggle @supernaturalconfessions-blog @incorrect-assvengers @funkylittlebidiot @all-this-panic-still-no-disco @yoongisdumplingcheeks @whotheheckitheheck @ot7proud

thanks for tagging me @justanothermultifandomarmygirl !

rules: tag 10 followers you’d like to know better.

name: elias

gender: male

sexuality: bisexual

hogwarts house: ravenclaw (shocking, i know)

cat or dog?: doggos!

favourite animal: lobsters (it’s a long story)

current time: 12:27 in the afternoon

dream job: band director

when i made my blog: i had a blog for about three years but last year i accidentally deleted it, but i’ve had this one half a year

reason for my url: you know that one john mulaney real estate skit with the check? yeah, i’m uncreative ik

ten people I’d like to know better

@glaukopispromachia @smol-gay-hufflepuff @well-when-lemons-give-you-life @screaminweirdo @romeo-appreciation-squad @itsfromjapaaaaaaaan @salty-ironstrange-shipper @that-one-fangirl7 @oh-yikes-its-maddie-moo

and wait for it….

@screamingontheoutsidetoo

DUN DUN

Thanks for tagging me @incorrect-assvengers ! Yeah, thanks…

Rules: tag 10 followers you’d like to know better.

Name: Elisa

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Hogwarts House: Slytherin (represent)

Cat or Dog: Doggy!!!

Favorite Animal: Wolf (or snek)

Current Time: 1:17pm

Dream Job: Singer/Actress

When I Made My Blog: April 2020

Reason For My URL: Idk man. I’m a Loki-Lover

Ten People I’d Like To Know  Better

@lokismonstercrotch @incorrectmarvelquotesyeet @alien-sida @ae-stark-official @natasha-romanoff-official @clint-barton-official @uncpanda @neighborhood-spidey-official @michelle-mj-jones-official @pietro-maximoff-official

Thank you for tagging me @lokis-favorite-follower

Rules: tag 10 followers you’d like to know better.

Name: Ella (short version of my full name, sounds nicer) 

Gender: Female

Sexuality: asexual

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw (when I remember correctly)

Cat or Dog: Dog and cat (have both two times at home)

Favorite Animal: dolphin

Current Time: 8:38 pm

Dream Job: Writer or IT support analyst 

When I Made My Blog: around August 2013 I guess? 

Reason For My URL: wanted a unique one and the name generator came up with this one. Don’t know what the sida part means, just the alien part was already what I liked and since I didn’t knew for a long time I’m asexual, I choose this username. 

Ten People I’d Like To Know  Better

@irronstarks @bloodofdragonss @the-reclusive-writer @freakingacedit @secret-paranoia @slytherinpokegirl @elijah-mikaelsons-princess @soul-wanderer @enlolras @damnmalec

thanks for the tag!

rules - tag 10 people you’d like to know better!

name; ash

gender; female

sexuality; hetero

hogwarts house; hufflepuff! (i luv)

cat or dog; doggies - i have two shepherds

favorite animal; either a jackass penguin or an otter!

current time; 1:48PM

dream job; writer/artist/maybe graphic designer? dunno

when i made my blog; well, my first one was made back innnn 2014 i think, and this one was made innn 2016/2017 i can’t remember which

reason for my url; HAHA this URL changes all the time but i finally decided to just leeaavvee it. uh, i picked this one because i think tony stark is a wonderfully attractive human being & it fit the aesthetic of my blog at the time soz

ten people i’d like to know better!

@pastelxskull @drwho-ess @derangedangel @gamoora @ofheroesandvillains @delicrieux @justauthoring @klausmikaelsonobsessed @onebatch2batch @wilfcrd

THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939)  dir. Victor Fleming

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