three martens in a long coat (Nall)

Try this, it'll change your life,

fur trickling over your face,

stripes down your back,

a huge skunk tail, ka-poof,

itchy fingers, soon to be paws,

nose pushing out, sniff sniff,

twitchy ears, silly grin,

feeling soft, warm, fuzzy;

just look at you, cutie,

such a nice new skunk!

And such a smooth change,

so drastic, but so easy,

feeling good all over,

don't you, skunkie?

That's what we focused on,

so we don't yet have a way

for you to turn back;

hope that's okay~ 🦨❤️

Ooh, it's Skunktember.

You might be thinking,

"Will they turn me into a skunk

with their little teasy posts,

that'd be rather predictable,"

and, yeah, maybe,

if I start talking about

those warm, fuzzy stripes

painting themselves down your back,

if I mention dense, soft fur

and a big fluffy tail

and making skunk noises,

bouncing along on paws,

how easy it must be

to have skunk thoughts...

Perhaps I could do that.

But, would I do that?

I suppose I just did~ 🦨

ooh, never noticed that zip before,

just on the back of your neck,

pull down, zipper teeth click,

black and white fur puffs out,

pull down a bit more and,

floof, a huge fluffy skunk tail,

how'd all that get in there?

out you come, skunky~ 🦨

You'll definitely be a skunk,

but you're undecided on how:

maybe a potion, a little spell,

the black and white nanogoo,

read this post, cuddle this plushie,

daydream about being a skunk,

fluffy, spotty or stripy,

until your tail floofs out,

your ears shrink

and your nose grows,

getting shorter, softer;

ooh, maybe there's a mask,

a fursuit, a shiny costume,

paws search the shelves,

were they always that tall...?

Wait. You're already a skunk?

How'd that happen?~ 🖤🤍🦨

yes, I want this.

I want to stand in the chalk circle,

be flooded with your magic

that changes me, binds me,

tips me on all fours

and shrinks me away,

two paws, four paws,

ears twitch, eyes bright,

stripes and fluff;

skunk, I'm a skunk,

I'm your skunk,

your skunk familiar~ ✨🦨

Changing, fluffing, shrinking,

feeling yourself be a skunk,

watching, wiggling paws,

touching snout and tongue,

ears flicking, tail sprouting,

senses that grow and grow--

until, bouncy, energetic critter,

wriggling out of the pile of clothes,

bobbing over the warm grass,

scrambling up the tree,

perched, curious sniffs,

twitchy, quiet creature;

don't need to think about

how to be a spotted skunk,

because you just know,

you just are~ 🦨✨

Oh, hi Cookie! How's a spotted skunk today?

You've made cookies for everyone?

They aren't the kind of cookies that turn you into a skunk if you eat one, are they?

"No, you're all turning into skunks already. These are for afterwards~"

...

"You're welcome~"

Those are your paws now.

Your whiskery rat snoot,

big round ears,

slim flicky tail,

short fuzzy fur;

it's not a dream,

this is a world of rodents,

so stay as long as you like~ 🐀

--

You finish taking puppy for a walk.

Oh, where'd puppy's collar go?

Wait, is that it around your neck?

And, just like that,

you'll get all fluffy

and paws, and ears,

tail growing, wagging,

barks, wiggles, silly doggy

on all fours, feeling so excited

at the idea of even more walkies!

Puppy mouth grabs your leash

and, off you both go~ ✨

--

folklore: oh no, don't dance with the fairies or eat their food, or they'll turn you into a woodland creature and keep you for hundreds of years

me: why do you think I'm here ✨

--

Mmm, hello wearer, it's your lucky day,

and you know why?

Because your new red panda kigu

is possessed by me.

Oh, don't worry, I'm friendly,

I just wanna have fun,

and I think you'll agree with me,

it's more fun being fluffy~

So let's sort that out first.

Let's give you big soft paws

and a huge stripy tail,

a cute round face,

sweet eyes, fuzzy ears,

part plushie, part kigu;

that's us now. Wah! ✨

This isn't my only trick,

but let's get you settled in for now~ 🧡

--

You ever just skunk?

Can't shake the urge,

fur creeping over,

spots or stripes,

soft fuzz, round face,

snoot, paws, ears,

don't forget the tail,

as if you could,

bigger and fluffier

and all yours, skunk~ 🦨

Hey. Ever been a skunk?

Wanna try it out?~ 🦨💚

Some short changes:

--

"Hey, what noise does a puppy make?"

you make the noise

you turn into a puppy~ 🐕

--

The thing is,

I didn't put anything in the tea;

you're a bunny

because you want to be a bunny.

--

Oh, that old video file?

I was inspired, watching films,

so it turns you into a skunk

seven seconds after watching it--

yeah, just like that~ 🦨

Let's say you were turned into a skunk--

"you were turned into a skunk."

H-hey wait, that's not--

"yes, cutie?"

... ✨🦨

Snuggled, fussed over, squeezed, feeling so warm and melty, until you literally melt; floaty, daydreamy, gathered up in the bucket, poured into the critter mould. sealed in, squeezed, warmed, cooled, pressured, regaining shape, little paws, round ears, big tail, short muzzle, and a satisfying hiss; out you come, skunky. smooth paws, squeaky tail, sit still while you're painted; eyes, and nose, and stripes, enjoy being a shiny skunk~ 🦨