three martens in a long coat (Nall)

Red pandas, sneaking up on a snow leopard while they sleep.

Quickly does it: painting on orange, red, black fur, cheek and tail stripes, before the snow leopard wakes up.

Soon there's shrinking, changing, such confused noises!

W-wah? Wah!?...

Soon, there's one more red panda. 🧡❤️

"Wanna try being me?"

asks the sweet red panda,

and you wonder what they mean

as they tease out your ears,

stretch and squish your muzzle,

rub at your fluffy fingers, and

paint on fur in familiar colours,

stripes for cheeks and tail;

it's not just the red panda look

but the exact size and shape,

differences worked away

like you're seeing in a mirror,

paws kneading your head

and shaping, sharing thoughts,

giving you all you need

to be a sweet red panda. 🧡❤️

Imagine being snuggled so much

that you become fluffy and soft,

hands into cute mitten paws,

a big stripy red panda tail,

a silly red panda grin,

polyfill from head to toes,

giggly, daydreamy, cosy cuddly,

seams all over, round and squishy;

what's better than plushie wah hugs?~ ❤️🧡

Those are your paws now.

Your whiskery rat snoot,

big round ears,

slim flicky tail,

short fuzzy fur;

it's not a dream,

this is a world of rodents,

so stay as long as you like~ 🐀

--

You finish taking puppy for a walk.

Oh, where'd puppy's collar go?

Wait, is that it around your neck?

And, just like that,

you'll get all fluffy

and paws, and ears,

tail growing, wagging,

barks, wiggles, silly doggy

on all fours, feeling so excited

at the idea of even more walkies!

Puppy mouth grabs your leash

and, off you both go~ ✨

--

folklore: oh no, don't dance with the fairies or eat their food, or they'll turn you into a woodland creature and keep you for hundreds of years

me: why do you think I'm here ✨

--

Mmm, hello wearer, it's your lucky day,

and you know why?

Because your new red panda kigu

is possessed by me.

Oh, don't worry, I'm friendly,

I just wanna have fun,

and I think you'll agree with me,

it's more fun being fluffy~

So let's sort that out first.

Let's give you big soft paws

and a huge stripy tail,

a cute round face,

sweet eyes, fuzzy ears,

part plushie, part kigu;

that's us now. Wah! ✨

This isn't my only trick,

but let's get you settled in for now~ 🧡

--

You ever just skunk?

Can't shake the urge,

fur creeping over,

spots or stripes,

soft fuzz, round face,

snoot, paws, ears,

don't forget the tail,

as if you could,

bigger and fluffier

and all yours, skunk~ 🦨