Those are your paws now.
Your whiskery rat snoot,
big round ears,
slim flicky tail,
short fuzzy fur;
it's not a dream,
this is a world of rodents,
so stay as long as you like~ 🐀
--
You finish taking puppy for a walk.
Oh, where'd puppy's collar go?
Wait, is that it around your neck?
And, just like that,
you'll get all fluffy
and paws, and ears,
tail growing, wagging,
barks, wiggles, silly doggy
on all fours, feeling so excited
at the idea of even more walkies!
Puppy mouth grabs your leash
and, off you both go~ ✨
--
folklore: oh no, don't dance with the fairies or eat their food, or they'll turn you into a woodland creature and keep you for hundreds of years
me: why do you think I'm here ✨
--
Mmm, hello wearer, it's your lucky day,
and you know why?
Because your new red panda kigu
is possessed by me.
Oh, don't worry, I'm friendly,
I just wanna have fun,
and I think you'll agree with me,
it's more fun being fluffy~
So let's sort that out first.
Let's give you big soft paws
and a huge stripy tail,
a cute round face,
sweet eyes, fuzzy ears,
part plushie, part kigu;
that's us now. Wah! ✨
This isn't my only trick,
but let's get you settled in for now~ 🧡
--
You ever just skunk?
Can't shake the urge,
fur creeping over,
spots or stripes,
soft fuzz, round face,
snoot, paws, ears,
don't forget the tail,
as if you could,
bigger and fluffier
and all yours, skunk~ 🦨