"Nobody Expects the DJD!"
The DJD is feared throughout the galaxy, but few have ever seen their faces - and fewer still have lived to tell the tale.
And that gives Rodimus an idea.
Word hasn’t spread far yet that the DJD are dead. What if the Rod Squad capitalises on that? After all, they need information - who better to extract it from unsuspecting bots, on all sides, than the galaxy’s most dreaded torture squad? All they need is Drift’s horror stories and a few props…
Meet “Tesarus”, who will shred you with his mighty blades (the ones attached to the ends of his arms, that is). “Helex”, who will melt you alive (provided you stand still long enough for Velocity to activate her portable smelter). “Kaon”, who will run millions of volts through your helpless body (Swerve is being very, very careful with the joy buzzer Brainstorm upgraded for him). “Vos”, the tiny mech who hisses indecipherable things in your nightmares (Lug is quite pleased she gets to roll out her rusty Primal Vernacular again!). And, of course, “Tarn”, the fearsome mech in Decepticon purple, his face hidden behind a mask, who will make your spark throb in your chest purely with the power of his voice.
Cyclonus cannot believe he agreed to this. (And was that a crack about his singing?)
Unfortunately, there’s one group outside the RodPod who do know the DJD are dead… and Deathsaurus and company just intercepted a very odd message from Troja Major.
Surely their old allies couldn’t have survived? Well, there’s only one way to find out…
