ready or nuts here i am

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

what am i supposed to do with this

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

"homo festival"

yea this is good

Some more interesting information:

"Dig" in Japanese was originally "Ana wo horu," which translates to "Dig a hole," with the direct object’s being "Ana," "a hole" and the verb’s being "horu," "dig."

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

"Horu," in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning "to have anal sex (between two men)."

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

look at all this unfinished stuff!!!!!!! most of its from like this month but the bottom row is from early this winter/last fall (sorry theres some kinda dubiously sfw stuff but nothing egregious enough in my onion….)

basks in my lack of productivity like the fat lazy cat i am

hOLY SHIT HARLOT!!!!!!! MAXIE AND TABITHA WITH EGGS!!!!!!! NASTY GROSS BRADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wanted to make fun of how heavily OVERdressed the Magmas are considering the warm climate in the Hoenn region, but it quickly turned into some silly Marchie….

And I think I’ve reached my Maxie drawing quota till the next pokemon game is released. Also sorry for the Polish! You can learn some words though hehe.

Bonus:

(because deep inside, I believe that he wears stockings)

These brilliant paintings were made by Duane Bryers, the artist responsible for my all-time favourite pin-up girl. Hilda is not only sexy, but she has a distinct personality that I don’t see in the other girls of her category. While most pin-ups are simply eye candy, Hilda makes me laugh and marvel at her adorable down-to-earth-ness.

Hilda exemplifies my single lifestyle goals perfectly.

I absolutely adore these!

I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS WHAT THE FUCK ARIN HOLY SHIT I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING I ALMOST FUCKING CHOKED

HELP

HELP

HELHPP

HHLEPPLP

mmmm never forget this. never let this die. in 80 years when arin is on his death bed, let him remember the d club

I do not care if you arent into game grumps. Please listen to this.

I just love though, dan’s muffled laughter as he leaves the room to ask arin’s wife about him having totally-not-gay gay actions and comes back into the room screaming “oh my god” its beautiful really

Oh Archie <3