ready or nuts here i am

based on this gem

Cap’n Cuttlefish: A vodka for me, and she’ll have, uh…a juice box.                    

Agent 8: Cap, I’m fifteen.                    

Agent 8: I can buy my own juice box.    

love my kids. love my squids….

Agent 8

I’ve been sketching my Agent 8 OC, Zigzag, a lot lately and I changed up their design! Their new hairstyle is this bean-shaped Afro look, since I’ve been playing as an Afro-sporting Octoling in my game as of late :’D

If tartar had a robot body then he’d make himself tall just to look down on everyone and be all condescending about it by bending over or squatting to look at anyone relatively shorter than him

this is my only tartar headcanon; he has no body, just extremely long arms and legs spouting from his phone torso. when he talks to 8 he crouches down and puts his hand on their shoulder like the kermit “ima keep it real with you chief” meme

So essentially

imma keep it real with u chief…. there is no promised land

Exciting news! Ex-Squid Squad members Ichiya and Murasaki confirmed to like Splattack! (Octo) very much, and Dedf1sh has shown a Real Smile for the first time in forever! It’s a new years miracle. 2019 is shaping up to be a great year

Bonus:

no, i don’t know why i did this either

Dissonant Melody: Part #12

A brief check-in with the present day.

Comic Archive

pearl is a bad influence

Inktober day 18

Updog

4, holding lil judd: stinky.

8: no!! dont be mean!!!

4, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man.

8: no!!!!!!!

3, not looking up from their work: naughty boy. brat cat.

8, distraught: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I needed to draw myself a Halloween-y icon for my Twitter, and I accidentally’d a whole headcanon :’D

Anybody in skin-to-ink contact with sanitized ink for an extended period will eventually develop a stain - i.e., an Inkling scar. Depending on how concentrated the sanitized ink was, the ripple-like stains may not be visible under regular light… but if you shine a UV light/blacklight on it, the stains will light up as shown here. All Sanitized Octarians (including octo Tartar) have these scars, as well as Agent 8; 8′s scars aren’t noticeable under visible light. Meanwhile the sanitized ink used to control Agent 3 was much more concentrated than usual, so it left both a visible stain and a UV reactive one. All of these scars are really only cosmetic… or a weird party trick, if that’s what you’re into. :’O

oh, and I finally cleaned up some old doodles :’D I drew these around when @amyliobat drew this hilarious little comic about Octo Tartar being confused by the concept of food, but of course it made me wonder - what would they eat, particularly down in the Deepsea Metro? and the answer is: garbage.

Kamabo Nutrient Slurry is essentially Soylent, if Soylent was also a horrible energy drink full of deadly levels of caffeine. It doesn’t taste good, but Tartar will take it over anything made by those filthy organic creatures >:O ((mostly because Tartar is extremely picky about flavors and textures, and the only other foods they’ve tried have Not been to their liking lmao))

end of octo

Tartar get in the NILS

iso padre is agent 8′s stone butch lesbian mom and absolutely no one can change my mind on this