Anonymous asked:
You know what is even worst? Using AI to write your fanfictions for you.
Who is doing that
Anonymous asked:
In Florida, it is a felony to pet a manatee. Problem is that they are prone to hugging you. But you cannot hug them back.
ayo! I knew abt this! I would be imprisoned so fast bc if a manatee decides /I/ am worthy of a hug who am I to not hug back
Anonymous asked:
So you're bald. Big deal. As long you are not attacking SUVs with an umbrella, then you are fine.
:/ this isn't very nice
Also yeah, big deal to me, I haven't had this little hair on my head since i was 2 and I've always made a very big deal of having healthy and long hair. And Britney was having a very rough time back then and paparazzi are the scum of the earth, especially back then so. Yeah.
Not very nice indeed :/
Anonymous asked:
happy birthday!!
THANK YOUUUUU!!!! 🎉
Anonymous asked:
Flamethrowers are just over-sized spider repellants.
oversized?
Anonymous asked:
You're going to see Marcille's taste in men later on in the men. She loves Bishōnen boys. She's practically an Inuyasha fangirl.
we all have our flaws 😔
Anonymous asked:
Fun fact: Chilchack is a divorced dad. Those three dressed as treasure bugs are his daughters.
I gathered as much 😭 which makes it all the better 😭 😭 😭 IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE
Anonymous asked:
Trembling in fear at your out of context convo I just saw in my feed, btw 😊👍💖
(MPREG??!?!)
this is a late response but, fear not the mpreg. it's like an angel, be not afraid
Anonymous asked:
Seeing someone understand how underappreciated dwarven women are. All Namari needs now is a beard and she'd be perfect.
some might call us simps. and they'd be right.
Anonymous asked:
But you only know the Gay Voltron, not the Old Voltron... Or the 3D Voltron where everyone looked like Duplo figures on barbiturates.
Gay Voltron...... Where. I know the queerbait Voltron. The could've'been Voltron. The I only watch two and a half seasons Voltron....
Anonymous asked:
What do you call an Eevee that's evolved French? A NAPOLEON! HON HON HON~
it's the ides of march, watch your back
this is not a threat, it's a warning
Anonymous asked:
What in the Funky Fresh Hell™️ is Omegaverse???? I tried to Google it, big mistake.
it's a lifestyle.
Anonymous asked:
Read Dungeon Meshi. There is so much love and care that has gone into it. Even the side characters have amazing backstories.
Agh i shouldddd I'm gonna. I just have to find it in me to actually start 😭 i love the bearded dude design so much. Helmet. Eyes. Beard. Peak design.
Anonymous asked:
Invest in Coconut Crabs if you don't want any birds near your house.
me and the boys on our way to revive the Spansih Inquisition
Anonymous asked:
Careful now, there was "chomo" in that search puzzle, which is slang for "child molester" in prison talk. And no one wants to be affiliated with a pedophile in 2024.
There's 21k reblogs on that post, good luck on your mission soldier o7
Anonymous asked:
In the latest Mortal Kombat, there is a fatality where Liu Kang holds his opponent near a black hole. I believe it is one of the few games that does the spaghettification of the human body.
wtf is the mortal kombat lore
Anonymous asked:
from what i heard eu has a universal charger mandate for all devices so apple switched the port of their upcoming iPhone 15 from lightning to usb c to comply with it!
Ohhhh that makes sense yeah. Thanks for letting me know!