me: *moans “i’ll kill you” during sex*

to be fair to light yagami, i would also be unimaginably evil if my toxic gay situationship was my dad's coworker

*was my dad’s boss

when you suck in your foreign language class

— L to Soichiro (via incorrect-deathnotequotes)

— L about Light (via incorrect-deathnotequotes)

today’s daddy of the day is: l from death note

@animefanimefic

Do you ever think about light sitting on L’s lap ?? Not even in a seductive way, just like. Getting annoyed L isn’t paying attention to him and sitting between him & the computer screen. After a minute he decides it’s kind of comfy so they stay like that and L reads with his chin on light’s shoulder

I breathe for it

And do you think the task force is distracted by this? By the great detective sitting normally? By him having their genius intern/suspect in his lap as they work? By the worry at what the boy’s father might say?

Or have they just come to expect it now? Do they never acknowledge this going on?

I think that, uh, he probably doesn’t do it when the task force is around, bruh.

Yeah, but you know it’s only Light setting that parameter. L straight up doesn’t give a fuck.

One day L would probably be like “Hey Light, come sit in my lap” and then Light blushes furiosly because Ryuzaki we only do that in private what the fuck, and then L is like “What? we always do that?” and then Light d i e s

And Light expects the worst because his father is just going to pull him aside for The Talk? Which will only happen because ~*someone*~ played musical chairs and made it unavoidable? And Soichiro is just shocked out of his wits because that’s the first time he’s seen the detective/team mascot sat with his feet on the floor?

And Light kinda just unconsciously wrapped his arms around the team mascot’s neck because that’s kinda what he always does when he sits in his lap?

sketched this out at jury duty actually

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I am once again calling the attention of people who *exclusively* ship Lawlight as Top L/Bottom Light aka Seme L/Uke Light. No switch bullsht either.

If you are deranged about this dynamic, have low tolerance for the reverse, and just want to interact with likeminded people…

what if…you join our discord server 👀

The server is 18+ only so I’m sorry if you’re a minor 🙏 You can join once you’re legal.

If you’re still reading this and want in, feel free to reply to this post or send me a direct message 😊 I’ll send you the invite.

light of his life (fire in his loins) NSFW

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“Does Light have any experience?” L whispers to his ear.

Light grits his teeth, seething. In another scenario, he would have admitted the truth. But this was L who held everything over his head, who makes Light feel inadequate, like he’s still just a child who needs to be gently guided through every single thing.

“Who do you take me for?” He replies irritably.

(In the most plain sense, Light loses his virginity to his boss.)

larsen lawliet, hotshot lawyer barrister

If anyone wants a peek inside my twisted mind one of my first thoughts after finishing death note was “wow. light’s plans sure started to fail miserably after he stopped relying on misa and switched primary minionship to takada and mikami.” and after rotating this thought for several months I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s because yagamane are soulmates.

okay not in the. romantic sense. even in the platonic sense. lawlight are soulmates because L can see to the heart of Light’s petty humanity and because their minds work exactly the same. yagamane are soulmates because they are both so inherently, diabolically selfish. i think in both dynamics, there’s this core understanding of light as a person that gets reflected and revealed (with L and Misa acting as mirrors). L looks at light Yagami and wants him to be better than he is. Misa looks at light and thinks that even if he’ll never be better, what he is right now is good enough for her.

like. do you get what i mean. one of these is transformative. the other one is content in stagnation. and this is not to make an argument as to which one is “better” but to point out the narrative choice that light spends five years of his life with misa amane, able to kill her all the while, but kills L as soon as he can. misa makes light uncomfortable because she’s this honest version of all his darkest impulses; his selfishness, his possessiveness, his desire for everything to go his way and his willingness to hurt others for it. she doesn’t have any high flying ideals to justify herself with and that bothers him, it does, but he never seems to articulate exactly why other than “selfish murder bad.”

and to return to the original point, which is that relying on kiyomi and mikami was generally quite bad for Light’s ability to wiggle out of Situations (though not the entire reason he lost), misa’s clear eyed selfishness is also what makes her his strongest piece on the board. she knows what she wants, she has no illusions about some higher purpose, and she’ll stop at nothing to get there even though she’s tangentially aware that light doesn’t really love her the way she wishes he does. mikami and takada both have to justify themselves and it means light had to twist around in knots to make them do what he wants them to do, even if they’re, ostensibly, more ideologically aligned with him than misa.

also sometimes i think about mikami’s rejection of light when he sees him pathetic and wounded and stark raving mad on the floor of the warehouse. “you’re not god!” he cries. which is correct because light is a guy in his mid twenties with a magic notebook.

but i think, had it been misa, she wouldn’t have rejected him. she doesn’t ever reject him, even at his most fractious and deranged. i think she would have seen him bleeding out and she would have fretted and tried to call an ambulance and i think she would have hauled his sorry corpse out of there, barehanded and mascara streaking down her face.

she’s the last person light calls out to as he dies, begging for someone to save him. I think—out of the people light calls for—she would have been the only person who would have tried.