If I were a month, I’d be April. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday. If I were a time of day, I’d be 3:00 a.m. If I were a planet, I’d be Venus. If I were a sea animal, I’d be a jellyfish. If I were a direction, I’d be East. If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a lamp. If I were a liquid, I’d be blood. If I were a gemstone, I’d be an opal or jade. If I were a tree, I’d be a cherry blossom tree. If I were a tool, I’d be a knife. If I were a flower, I’d be a sunflower. If I were a kind of weather, I’d be foggy. If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a biwa. If I were a color, I’d be yellow or gray. If I were an emotion, I’d be nostalgia or sorrow. If I were a fruit, I’d be a honeydew. If I were a sound, I’d be a purr. If I were an element, I’d be earth or spirit. If I were a car, I’d be a VW van. If I were a food, I’d be rice. If I were a place, I’d be outter space. If I were a material, I’d be anything soft/plush. If I were a taste, I’d taste like vinegar. If I were a scent, I’d be honeydew. If I were an object, I’d be blanket. If I were a body part, I’d be hands. If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smirk. If I were a song, I’d be PoPiPo by miku Hatsune. If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be slippers.