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A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

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davetheshady

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!

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dduane

Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).

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amyamychan

The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Haven’t tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.

I’ve reblogged this before and I’m reblogging it again because I’m about to make it again tomorrow and I wanted to add my own tale of just how amazingly delicious it. it was SO incredibly simple to bake and with an extra dusting of brown sugar on top and served warm and soft they gift you with the taste of the nectar of the gods when paired with a small glass of milk. this image is from when I first made them a couple years ago:

GO. MAKE THESE !!!!

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mikkeneko

Needed to make a dessert in a hurry to bring to Thanksgiving, and this recipe worked excellently. I did not have the right kind of sugar for the topping, so instead I used a packet of lemonade powder, which gave it a nice citrusy zing.

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silvaurum

if you add a second egg to the mix, they turn out delightfully fluffy, cake-like but still a bar. and yes, top it with brown sugar or whatever you like, it works the same.

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adhdpie

‘am i Having A Brain Problem or Being a Shithead’: a short procrastination checklist

aka why tf am i procrastinating on The Thing (more like a flowchart, actually)

lots of people who have executive function difficulties worry about whether they’re procrastinating on a task out of laziness/simply wanting to be a jerk or mental struggles. this checklist might help you figure out which it is at any given time! (hint: it’s almost never laziness or being a jerk.) (obligatory disclaimer: this is just what works for me! something different might work better for you.)

1) do I honestly intend to start the task despite my lack of success?

  • yes: it’s a Brain Problem. next question
  • no: it’s shitty to say one thing & do another. better be honest with myself & anyone expecting me to do the task.

2) am I fed, watered, well-rested, medicated properly, etc?

  • yes: next question
  • no: guess what? this is the real next task

3) does the idea of starting the task make me feel scared or anxious?

  • yes: Anxiety Brain. identify what’s scaring me first.
  • no: next question

4) do I know how to start the task?

  • yes: next question
  • no: ADHD Brain. time to make an order of operations list.

5) do I have everything I need to start the task?

  • yes: next question
  • no: ADHD Brain lying to me about the steps again, dangit. first task is ‘gather the materials’.

6) why am i having a hard time switching from my current task to this new task?

  • i’m having fun doing what i’m doing: it’s okay to have fun doing a thing! if task is time-sensitive, go to next question.
  • i have to finish doing what i’m doing: might be ADHD brain. can I actually finish the current task or will I get trapped in a cycle? does this task really need to be finished?
  • the next task will be boring/boring-er than the current task: ADHD brain. re-think the next task. what would make it exciting? what am I looking forward to?
  • I might not have enough time to complete the task: ADHD brain wants to finish everything it starts. (if task is time-sensitive, go to next question)
  • i just want to make the person who asked me to do it angry: sounds like anxiety brain trying to punish itself, because I know I’ll be miserable if someone is angry at me. why do i think I deserve punishment?
  • no, I seriously want to piss them off: okay, i’m being a shithead

7) have I already procrastinated so badly that I now cannot finish the task in time?

  • yes: ADHD brain is probably caught in a guilt-perfection cycle. since I can’t have the task done on time, i don’t even want to start.

reality check: having part of a thing done is almost always better than none of a thing done. if I can get an extension, having part of it done will help me keep from stalling out until the extension deadline. i’ll feel better if I at least try to finish it.

  • no, there’s still a chance to finish on time: ADHD brain thinks that I have all the time in the world, but the truth is I don’t. 

reality check: if i’m having fun doing what I’m doing, I can keep doing it, but I should probably set a timer & ask someone to check on me to make sure I start doing the task later today.

8) I’ve completed the checklist and still don’t know what’s wrong!

  • probably wasn’t honest enough with myself. take one more look.
  • if I’m still mystified, ask a friend to help me talk it out.

hope this helps some of you! YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE DON’T GIVE UP ON YOU

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tealdearest

This is…entirely too real lol

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nudesornaw

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

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readsquirrel

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

CAT PARADE IS BACK

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cricketcat9

ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕

And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣

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grogusmum

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

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oonajaeadira

GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.

YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.

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reblogged

I've seen "ommer" used for nonbinary equivalent to aunt/uncle - just in case you hadn't run across that one yet. Cheers!

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Oh hell yeah thank you!

My previous googling had only given me horrible neologisms like auncle and fukcing pibling, but with ommer as a keyword I was able to find a whole lot more stuff like an entire nonbinary wiki.

For anyone else having difficulties finding gender-neutral terms, this page is a hub for gender-neutral terminology is a variety of languages. Here is the English language one in particular.

I actually kinda love the mouth-feel of “ommer” (I can’t seem to find any sort of etymology for it, so I think it might have just been created whole-cloth rather than as a derivation from other words), and they also list some really cute ones like “nibi.”

This is an absolute treasure trove thank you!!!

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I have the etymology for you! Pronoun type “e / ey, em, er, emself” --> 

“emmer” as a gender-neutral equivalent to “brother / sister” --> 

“ommer” deriving from emmer. 

Ommer also appears to derive from older-family-member terms in other languages, like “opa / oma” (grandparent titles in Dutch and German), “appa / eomma” (dad and mom in Korean),  Khmer  អ៊ុំ  (pronounced like “om,” and meaning your parents’ older sibling of any gender). There’s also Uzbek “amma / amaki” (aunt / uncle), and Dutch “oom” (uncle). In conclusion, the /o/ and /a/ vowel sounds tend to get attached to older-generation family members in several languages, and “emmer” as a sibling-term derived from “em” already existed, so “ommer” was a very natural adaptation from there. I don’t have a definitive source for who was the first person online to use it this way, but the derivation itself is nicely straightforward. Best wishes @invisiblespork​ !

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crafty-butch

i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

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pikahlua
Anonymous asked:

I'm confused about how society was inspired to change, How exactly did Izuku inspire society to change for the better with the defeat of Shigaraki? All anyone saw was Izuku killing villan, how does that inspire Granny to save the Mutant kid?

So, the effect began before the final leg of Izuku's battle with Tomura. When La Brava starts the livestream of the final battle, we get a lot of indications that Izuku has begun inspiring people, such as Death Arms saving his block from a collapsing ceiling and the newscasters being inspired to fly out in the storm to cover what's happening. We also see unexpected help come from Gentle and Lady Nagant, who are both inspired by Izuku.

The final arc is sprinkled with many instances of non-heroes taking a stand and getting involved where they wouldn't have before. The business school kids risk their lives to document the war. Meryl stages a protest during her weather report. Rei, Fuyumi, and Natsuo run into the literal heat of battle to cool down Touya and Enji.

In essence, the final arc showcases the beginnings of societal change through a contagion, a butterfly effect if you will, of a few people who aren't designated pro heroes taking action. Then a few more people are inspired by them to take action. Then even more people are inspired to take action, culminating in the entire world cheering on as everyone who is capable of standing rushes to help quirkless Izuku Midoriya win his fight.

The scene with the news reporter in the helicopter explains it best. She sees the footage of Izuku fighting the world's greatest villain and remembers him from before. He's not All Might. He's not some super-heroic person. He's just a kid. A nervous, awkward teenager. And despite the fact that he's nobody special, he's still fighting the villain that is terrorizing the hearts of everyone else worldwide. Seeing someone like that take such action lights a fire under others. They feel "Well, if HE'S doing something, then I can do something too. I SHOULD do something. How can I let him do it all alone?" And so you see everyone doing SOMETHING, whatever it is they are best suited to doing (kind of like a quirk, if you will), knowing that every little bit helps. One person can make a difference, and when a lot of people come together to do the one thing they each can do, the change they can effect becomes monumental.

I've glibly described it in private that Izuku is like a video of a pathetic kitten desperately trying to climb up a large step on a staircase, and he's struggling and falling and failing, and it's so pathetic, but as you watch it deep down you feel "Come on, kitten, you can do it. You can do it, I know you can!" You can extrapolate it further if you like. Maybe you can compare it to watching some teenager hold out their shirt to catch a cat that's about to fall from a tree. On the inside, you're cheering them on. Come on cat, you can do it! Come on kid, you can catch em!

Now multiply that feeling by a million, because in this case the entire world watched a single kid by himself try to save them all from the ultimate evil, and then they see OTHER people chipping in to help this kid fight the ultimate evil in whatever little ways they could, and they thought "Hey, I can do something to help too! I can broadcast something! I can convince someone! I can save someone! We can all do this together!"

And that's how you get Granny at the end feeling compelled to do something for the basement kid. "I can be his granny. I can give him comfort. I can save him. And because I can do these things, I will do them. It's important to act, to do what I'm capable of doing."

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