Some fics I’d have fun reading, but don’t feel like writing:

–The Mandalorians and Sith have a long history together, which includes a secret order of Sith-trained Mandalorians. Jango is one of them and after hearing how Obi-Wan took out one of Bane’s line, takes an interest in him (and Obi-Wan, not expecting the Mand'alor to be a Sith, ignores all the little signs lol).

–Soulmate AU where a person realizes who their soulmate is the first time they see their skin/eyes/whatever, so Jango knew Obi-Wan was his soulmate on Coruscant before he ever even goes to Kamino, but Obi-Wan didn’t.

-Obi-Wan in a sort of Darth Revan-like situation, where he had left the Jedi to become a Mandalorian in a time period where it’s still an Empire (Mand'alor Jango’s lover/spouse lol), was betrayed by a high ranking Mandalorian and captured by the Jedi, and had his memories erased.

–Jango and Obi-Wan meet while Obi-Wan is a Senior Padawan (maybe Jango had come back, maybe Galidraan never happened, whatever) and Jango makes it his mission to secretly get Obi-Wan kicked out of the Jedi Order (since he wouldn’t leave it even for Jango). Many people have a suspicion that someone is trying to sabotage Obi-Wan, but think it’s the Sith.

–The clones find out about the chips and instead of going to the Jedi, they take matters into their own hands. They get them removed and secede from the Republic to join the neutral systems (which may or may not also include Cody “kidnapping” Obi-Wan (for his own good)).

…um, excuse. I want to read all of these. Kind of want to write some of them.

some of these sound fun to write!

@manyangledone im stealing ur ideas :))

Yessss :D Do it!

(@ironhoshi you too? *puppy dog eyes*)

Just link back to the post pls because eventually I want to add more and tempt more people into writing things for me mwahahaha

@manyangledone *slaps the roof of this post* sonofabiscuit, I’m in.

every new casting announcement and spoiler rumor for season two has me with my fists on the table, shouting NO MORE MEN ON THE MANDALORIAN, ONLY DIN DJARIN AND FIFTY-EIGHT HYPERCOMPETENT WOMEN

What I want in season two is a scene where Dyn has the helmet off and he’s in the ‘fresher shaving or something. He finishes, turns to put his helmet back on, only it isn’t there. He hears muffled giggling, looks around and there it goes, shuffling across the floor, having sprouted a pair of little green feet.

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

I….I need all of them

This speaks to me on a fucking spiritual level.

Concept:

A movie that pits the four Chrises (Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, & Pine) against the four Toms (Hiddleston, Holland, Hardy, & Felton).

If the black widow movie doesn’t have a post-credit scene that shows Steve returning the soul stone and sadly leaving then smashcuts to nat lying in the purple water and her eyes flying open bc “a soul for a soul goes both ways” then what exactly is the point

Endgame: The Fix It

I found this in my “running” text file, which is literally just a notepad file I keep of random shit I want to note down somewhere and deal with later. 

I don’t remember writing it, which is probably just as well, but googling confirmed to me that I didn’t copy it from some other fic. 

Here’s how to fix Endgame in less than 100 words.

“End simulation,” Tony announced. 

THeoretically ANarchist, Obviously Simplified, or THANOS, faded away. There was silence as everyone recovered.

“That was super specific,” Clint said, into the quiet that followed.

“Movie night?” Natasha asked.

“Movie night,” everyone confirmed, in various levels of sync, and Steve went straight for the popcorn machine.

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I’m buying a castle.

https://www.moulin.nl/en/realestate/castle-for-sale-france-midi-pyrenees-gers-32_102909/

Update: The castle as of April 2015 is actually only around $1,300,000 USD now due to the currency exchange rates! :D

this goes even further, some European countries will give you a castle for free if you submit a plan stating how you intend to restore or preserve it. Italy alone for example has somewhere between 100 and 300 castles they intend to give away to anyone with intent to be a caretaker, they literally cant keep track of how many discount castles are up for grabs it doesn’t even have to be an ambitious plan, even if it says you just intend to keep it from becoming more shitty and will occasionally add a few bricks when you can afford it. given that most of them come with land you could convert the grounds to actually produce enough income to pay for the repairs- like setting up apple trees and brewing cider you sell with your castle name on the bottle, or raising some goats for cheese, a hobby farm could turn this into an actual income opportunity. hell, throwing parties at the castle could make it an income opportunity they will literally -GIVE- you a castle to make sure someone is taking care of it rather then let them all sit empty

fic where aziraphale is fully aware that he is deeply and irrevocably in love with crowley and not in the all-encompassing angel way, but since crowley is a demon, he’s clearly not capable of reciprocating. aziraphale resigns himself to being content with what he’s got despite not at all being in the business of denying himself what he wants.

he accidentally confesses this to crowley while they’re both absolutely swozzled and crowley sobers up so fast it breaks the sound barrier, rounding on aziraphale like “are you fucking kidding me with this shit you can literally sense love you absolute moron I’m a goddamn imax technicolor surround sound of being in love with you”

and aziraphale is just like “………but that’s just the background love static. earth has always felt this way around you.”

“yeah,” says crowley, as if he is very patiently explaining that water is, in fact, wet. “yeah it has.”

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”

“I wanted to go to art school, but no! You had to kill my sister and make me enact her 37 step plan on what to do in case she was murdered!”

“Look, if it was up to me I would be sitting at home watching movies, eating fast food without a care in the world but my mom was very specific in her will and if I want my inheritance, I need to follow this plan to the letter. I don’t know what this guy did to her but man did she hold a grudge.” 

“I knew your husband, he was a good hero. He would have wanted you to keep doing good deeds in his stead—“

“Actually, he wanted me to finish his bucket list for him and robbing a bank is on there,like, fifty times.”

I wanna read it…

The way this ink dries 🤯via u/made_by_edgar

@deadcatwithaflamethrower shiny!

Balls yes gimme.

Upon consideration, I’ve come to the conclusion that the only Marvel super-scientist it would actually be interesting to see Shuri square off against is Dr. Doom. Consider:

Resources: Both have the ability to throw the full economic might of a small developed nation at their problems.

Materials: Shuri has a literal mountain of vibranium. Doom is a sorcerer on par with Dr. Strange and can bullshit up whatever impossible substances he needs.

Backup: An elite corps of the world’s most highly trained warriors in Shuri’s corner; endless hordes of disposable robots in Doom’s.

Philosophy of what technology is for: Diametrically opposed.

Style: Bellowing, monologuing cartoon character who refers to himself exclusively in the third person versus Millennial grasp of irony.

Historically, Dooku hasn’t dealt well with losing padawans, and Sidious should know. Why order him to kill Asajj, especially when she was so efficient? I request an AU where he leaves Sidious and the Seps to protect Asajj, grumbling all the way and pretending he doesn’t actually care about her.

A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship

All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the ‘fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human’.

To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship’s day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it.

The human loves them even more for it.

They’ll get better at celebrating the human’s birthday next year. It’s the thought that counts.

@jvlianbashir​ THAT’S A GOOD END TO THAT EPISODE THOUGH… the vulcans put together awful, bland decorations. they make a cake because it’s of “significant importance”. they go through the process of putting together this party and Studying this Human Ritual and the entire episode is setting up to what you KNOW will be a horrible result. they do a bad job!! then when the human’s birthday comes, and they reveal the off-the-mark, underwhelming looking birthday bash, the human just. starts crying. because they had no idea their crew would go through all this trouble to celebrate their birthday, and even put up DECORATIONS, or make a CAKE, and there’s a birthday card with extremely polite impersonal messages written and a hundred perfectly tidy signatures. and the vulcans are just standing around like “you appear upset. the Birthday Party was unsatisfactory”.

Human then has to explain “happy tears” to them. It’s super-helpful to anyone in the audience who also has problems figuring out what the hell is up with human emotions.