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Started thinking about alterna!Obi today while opening at work. An Obi-Wan who Falls in the generator complex on Naboo in order to save Qui-Gon…

An Obi-Wan who’s banished from the Order because he used the Dark Side to beat a Sith…

An Obi-Wan whose Master defended him, but not nearly enough to save him, and ends up watching his Master take on a new Padawan only days after his banishment…

An Obi-Wan who’s hard and angry and just wants to tear something apart with his bare hands because he can’t contain his hurt…

An Obi-Wan who, when faced with Dooku trying to recruit him, goes “fuck this system” and forges his own way to use the Force, both Dark and Light…

An Obi-Wan who becomes a bounty hunter for the poor and helpless with no one else to turn to, whom the Outer Rim whispers about in the shadows…

An Obi-Wan who makes a living hunting down murderers and rapists and smugglers and bringing them to justice, but makes a life freeing slaves and finding homes for orphaned children and sheltering people who are just as lost as he is…

… and then I thought “what if this Darksider!Obi-Wan with snarky assholish tendencies gets tossed into a more canon universe, sees Rex and his pining-after-General-Kenobi-from-afar face, and goes ‘yep, that one, I want that one’.”

HNNGNN.

So. Uh. Hypothetically speaking, do you have a preferred for of bribery for writing? Askingforafriend.

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Would it even need to be a more-canon universe by that point? If the rest of events followed the standard course, just with Qui-Gon there instead of Obi-Wan….

…And this particular alternate!Obi-Wan ends up working alongside the Generals at some point during the Clone Wars, perhaps undercover at someone’s (*cough*Anakin’s*cough*) suggestion to create a layer of plausible deniability as to why the hell you’re working with a bounty hunter you’re a Jedi you have a Code to follow dammit what is this?

Tbh I just want him to get Force-shunted over to a canonish AU so canon!Obi-Wan can see alterna!Obi-Wan tryna seduce Rex and just being all “nope no not cool that one’s mine I mean technically he’s Anakin’s and Cody is mine but that one’s mine too find your own.”

Basically, and this can be applied to any fic idea I come up with, I just wanna witness the ensuing shenanigans.

My brain took off running on it. Not really sorry, but I have a commission I’m meant to be finishing right now…

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Reblogging for posterity. 😁

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Chapters: 44/?

Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Relationships: Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker & Qui-Gon Jinn, Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Boba Fett & Jango Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Original Character(s)

Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Quinlan Vos, Shmi Skywalker, Siri Tachi. Dooku | Darth Tyranus, Ulic Qel-Droma, Hondo Ohnaka, Jango Fett, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Like a million OCs

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Qui-Gon Lives, Bounty Hunter Obi-Wan, Dark Obi-Wan Kenobi, Found Family, Eventual Romance, Slow Burn, Not A Fix-It, Space Politics, Sith Shenanigans, Breaking the law creatively, Citrus scale: lime

Previously:

Providing oversight to trade negotiations on Barlok, Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin Skywalker, and Lorana Jinzler discover that not all is as it first appeared. But can Lorana’s Master, Jorus C'baoth, be trusted to mediate impartially?

On Outland Transit Station, Jango Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi share a mostly friendly game while their children enjoy the arcade. The conversation leaves Jango with quite a bit to consider.

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(From the OC Ask meme)

So. Zohli.

I knew I wanted to throw a kid at Obi-Wan to take care of. Kids in a story add a level of complexity – the main character is restricted in their actions, they have to keep the needs and interests of their dependent in mind in a way they don’t have to concern themselves with an adult companion – and also force the adult characters to police their own behaviour. (Obi-Wan takes care of himself better when he has someone else to take care of; there’s also a lot less swearing when Zohli’s around xD)

But I also wanted her to have her own story, rather than merely being a prop for Obi-Wan. Zohli is going to have her own role to play, once she’s grown up and trained to work on her own – every secondary and side character needs to be independent of the main characters they’re close to, after all, or they may as well be a cardboard cutout people cart around. It was pretty simple to figure out where Obi-Wan would pick up a kid, given his activities at the time, but who she was going to be was causing a problem. I’m of the opinion that SW needs more alien representation as well as more female representation, and there are a number of things in the canon which I would love to see turn out differently, so she was designed with that in mind. She wasn’t intended to be the same age as Anakin, however it turned out to be the most ideal age for her to be at that time for a number of reasons. 

I didn’t mean to make her the Sabine of the group – I don’t actually watch Rebels, and Zoh’s artistic leanings had been nailed down well before I was aware that Sabine painted anything that sat still long enough. Whoops? But neither Obi-Wan nor Phel really have as much interest, and while Pulkka is creative, it’s more towards sculpture than painting (Whiphid culture being what it is). 

The biggest challenge was to make her personality distinct from the future child-in-a-war-zone, Ahsoka. Zohli’s original name was even Azoh, which I changed once I realized how close they sounded. Zoh’s not nearly as cocky, a little more introspective, definitely more cautious and aware of her limitations; her early life was spent with tutors and nannies because her family is nobility and she was expected to carry the family forward – right up until she started expressing too much independent thought for their comfort. She’s already been through the sort of hell Ahsoka won’t encounter til late in the war, but has the support to recover from it.

I love her. Zoh’s a cinnamon roll who will grow up to be an Obi-Wan-trained badass.

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Chapters: 41/?

Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Relationships: Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker & Qui-Gon Jinn, Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi

Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Quinlan Vos, Shmi Skywalker, Siri Tachi. Dooku | Darth Tyranus, Ulic Qel-Droma, Hondo Ohnaka, Jango Fett, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Like a million OCs

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Qui-Gon Lives, Bounty Hunter Obi-Wan, Dark Obi-Wan Kenobi, Found Family, Eventual Romance, Slow Burn, Not A Fix-It, Space Politics, Sith Shenanigans, Breaking the law creatively, Citrus scale: lime

Previously:

Jedi Master Renni Kerr and his friend, Master Sarih, journeyed to Coruscant with Phel to investigate potential issues at the main Temple.

Overwhelmed by the crowds on Coruscant, Phel sought solace only to discover something much more troubling.

In search of training to hone his natural skills in prescience, Obi-Wan and his crew visit Feid’s former clan on Dathomir.

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Chapters: 39/?

Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Relationships: Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker & Qui-Gon Jinn, Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi

Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Quinlan Vos, Shmi Skywalker, Siri Tachi. Dooku | Darth Tyranus, Ulic Qel-Droma, Hondo Ohnaka, Jango Fett, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Like a million OCs

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Qui-Gon Lives, Bounty Hunter Obi-Wan, Dark Obi-Wan Kenobi, Found Family, Eventual Romance, Slow Burn, Not A Fix-It, Space Politics, Sith Shenanigans, Breaking the law creatively

Previously:

Sith Acolyte Caliiga was forced to report failure to Darth Sidious. Her Lord was most displeased, but the additional information she had collected regarding a potential hidden rival has set the Sith Lord on edge.

After receiving an unusual request, Mace Windu decided to send Jedi Master Locke Tholme to handle a dire matter on Kiffex, replacing Quinlan Vos. Now Mace has to figure out what to do with the results.

In his identity as Scogar Bastra, Obi-Wan visited Bail Organa and presented the Viceroy of Alderaan with a report of corruption with the Galactic Senate. Bail has been quietly conducting investigations on his own while performing his duties as Senator.

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