Set: I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad. Right, Anubis?
Anubis: Please stop talking.
Set: Everyone should know what it feels like to get punched in the face.
Wepwawet: how do you spell "orange"?
Anubis: fruit or colour?
Set: *thinking*
Nephthys: I've raised a couple of idiots
Set: here, a nice cup of coffee!
Anubis : this is terrible.
Set: a cup of coffee.
Anubis : I'm not sure this is even coffee.
Set: a cup.
Anubis: it's a bowl.
Set: a.
Anubis : sometimes I wish you could block people in real life
Ma'at: restraining order
Set: murder
Nephthys : Set, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Set: Well of course I have.
Set: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Set: It's boring.
Anubis: You’re insane!
Set: Sure I am, what’s your point?
Set I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Ra: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Set: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
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Poll results just came out!
Odin won by like 4% because you guys voted for him bc you guys hate zeus?? idk though he still won
Osiris got a consolation prize from Set tho dw...... wait...... its a box...... a fancy coffin shaped box. ....... i taKE THAT BACK DO WORRY OSIRIS NOT AGAIN
Set: Why are you wearing glasses?
Horus: Errr…reading…?
Set: Reading?
Set: I didn’t know you could read.
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Nephthys walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Set, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Set, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
Set: Christmas is cancelled.
Loki: You can't cancel a holiday.
Set: Keep it up, Loki, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Loki: What does that mean?
Set: Hermes, take New Year's away from Loki.
Hermes: Fight me!
Set: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Loki: Why is Set crying?
Nephthys: Hermes kicked them really hard on the ankle.