Ilmatar : are you drinking... Vodka?
Louhi: yeah
Ilmatar : straight?
Louhi: no, asexual.
Ilmatar: THE VODKA, NOT YOU!
Back on my bullshit
#mythology#classical mythology#norse mythology#loki#aztec mythology#egyptian mythology#greek mythology#finnish mythology#louhi#horus#frigg#frigga#osiris#hermes#tezcatlipoca#baldr#baldur#balder#btw louhi is thinking like 'maybe this spider will bite vainamoinen and that bitch will die and learn to never steal my shit again'#bugs#bug#tw bug mention
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#mythology#classical mythology#incorrect mythology#norse mythology#slavic mythology#brazillian mythology#finnish mythology#finno ugric#tupi guarani#guarani folklore#baba yaga#loki#louhi#jaci#naia#guarana#jurupari#mythology meme#mythology memes#greek mythology#eris#slavic#hellenic#guarani#meme#memes#vitoria regia
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Rb and tag the god you're supposed to hate but you love