Athena: Be the bigger person.
Hermes: No? I’m 5’4 and bitter. You be the bigger person.
Hermes : please dude! Do me a favor!
Loki: that would go against my moral compass
Hermes: your moral compass is a roulette wheel, Loki!
Back on my bullshit
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Hermes: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Apollo: ...What???
Thor: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Loki: Put spaghetti in it.
Thor: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Horus: Put spaghetti in it.
Thor: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Hermes: Put spaghetti in it.
Thor: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Chernobog, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Hermes: Fine! Then I’ll be Jake-
Loki, under their breath: say Jortles.
Hermes: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
Set: Christmas is cancelled.
Loki: You can't cancel a holiday.
Set: Keep it up, Loki, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Loki: What does that mean?
Set: Hermes, take New Year's away from Loki.
Hermes: Fight me!
Set: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Loki: Why is Set crying?
Nephthys: Hermes kicked them really hard on the ankle.