Athena: Be the bigger person.
Hermes: No? I’m 5’4 and bitter. You be the bigger person.
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Narcissus*
Narcissus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10
Poseidon: You shouldn't be using a straw
Zeus: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment
Hades: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
Hermes : please dude! Do me a favor!
Loki: that would go against my moral compass
Hermes: your moral compass is a roulette wheel, Loki!
Aphrodite: We can just gaslight them-
Freya: Oh yeah, true, much easier.
Ares: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Athena: Spear.
Ares: BLOCKED.
Back on my bullshit
#mythology#classical mythology#norse mythology#loki#aztec mythology#egyptian mythology#greek mythology#finnish mythology#louhi#horus#frigg#frigga#osiris#hermes#tezcatlipoca#baldr#baldur#balder#btw louhi is thinking like 'maybe this spider will bite vainamoinen and that bitch will die and learn to never steal my shit again'#bugs#bug#tw bug mention
Water/sea/storm/river deities say: fuck climate change and lets help the people in Rio Grande do Sul
#mythology#classical mythology#norse mythology#brazil#brasil#rs#rio grande do sul#RS#brazillian mythology#brazillian folklore#brazilian legend#finnish mythology#finnish folklore#mayan mythology#aztec mythology#greek mythology#roman mythology#japanese mythology#yoruba#ioruba#brazil floods#rio grande do sul floods
I made more
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Crossover hc tume-^-^-^~
Sun squad!
I think they like take shifts for being the sun
It would work on a monthly basis so the moon can change as well at the same time (yk would be whenever the moon cycle is abt to repeat)
And to me the idea of them just chilling while its someone elses turn is just so funny to me like Coyolxauhqui and Huitzilopochtli are doing their thing then Helios shows up like "alright guys cut it out cut it out now its my turn" and them just grumbling and going to go do their own things
Just bc of how funny i find that concepts have some silly made up situations:
Hati & Skoll: gggrrrfff bARK brrark bbbrfffAORK
Apollo: Yo Loki control your fucking dogs they almost bit my beautiful beautiful face >:(
Loki: first of all they are my grandchildren so dont you talk abt them like that and second of all its almost sunrise time so chop chop Sol and Mani are on their way
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Ra, Sol, Mani & Huitzilopochtli: how come you guys can just do your job without fearing for your life or fighting your worst enemy this is really unfair :/
Helios, Apollo, (the many other egyptian sun gods i cant be asked to name), tonatiuh, nanauatl, amaterasu:.....what..????? Are you guys ok???
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Since my silly blog has grown gonna do this poll again:
Frigg, Hera and Isis: what do you call disobeying the law?
The tricksters: A hobby :)
Frigg, Hera and Isis: [visibly disappointed]
The tricksters: that we do not engage in :/
Hermes: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Apollo: ...What???
Mythological doodles
Thor: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Loki: Put spaghetti in it.
Thor: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Horus: Put spaghetti in it.
Thor: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Hermes: Put spaghetti in it.
Thor: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Loki: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Tezcatlipoca: A character!
Hermes: A setting!
Set, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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