Ilmatar : are you drinking... Vodka?
Louhi: yeah
Ilmatar : straight?
Louhi: no, asexual.
Ilmatar: THE VODKA, NOT YOU!
Back on my bullshit
#mythology#classical mythology#norse mythology#loki#aztec mythology#egyptian mythology#greek mythology#finnish mythology#louhi#horus#frigg#frigga#osiris#hermes#tezcatlipoca#baldr#baldur#balder#btw louhi is thinking like 'maybe this spider will bite vainamoinen and that bitch will die and learn to never steal my shit again'#bugs#bug#tw bug mention
It will be so over for yall once i finally stop proccrastinating and actually go read the kalevala
Water/sea/storm/river deities say: fuck climate change and lets help the people in Rio Grande do Sul
#mythology#classical mythology#norse mythology#brazil#brasil#rs#rio grande do sul#RS#brazillian mythology#brazillian folklore#brazilian legend#finnish mythology#finnish folklore#mayan mythology#aztec mythology#greek mythology#roman mythology#japanese mythology#yoruba#ioruba#brazil floods#rio grande do sul floods
I made more
#mythology#classical mythology#incorrect mythology#norse mythology#slavic mythology#brazillian mythology#finnish mythology#finno ugric#tupi guarani#guarani folklore#baba yaga#loki#louhi#jaci#naia#guarana#jurupari#mythology meme#mythology memes#greek mythology#eris#slavic#hellenic#guarani#meme#memes#vitoria regia