Yall are crazy istg every time i come back to tumblr its like this tysm
Set: I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad. Right, Anubis?
Anubis: Please stop talking.
Loki: time for plan G
Frey: dont you mean plan B?
Loki: no we did plan B an hour ago.
Tyr: what about plan C?
Loki: plan C was that desperate attempt at disguises five minutes ago
Idunn: what about plan E?
Loki: I'm hoping not to use plan E. I die in plan E.
Freyja: I like plan E
Tezcatlipoca: don't say a word.
Quetzalcoatl: Fergalicious
Tezcatlipoca: I said don't say a word!
Quetzalcoatl: oh I see. Two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble it wasn't a word, but it is now that it's convenient to you
Set: Everyone should know what it feels like to get punched in the face.
Thor: Hey Freya, can I have a sip of that water?
Freya: It's not water.
Thor: Vodka! I like your style!
Freya: It's vinegar.
Thor: What?
Freya: It's vinegar, pussy.
Heimdall: i have bad news!
Odin: there is no bad or good news, my friend, just news.
Heimdall: Loki's back early
Odin: ... That is bad news.
Freyr: Just adopt a puppy and play with it. That’s like the equivalent of 40 drugs in one. …on steroids.
Athena: Be the bigger person.
Hermes: No? I’m 5’4 and bitter. You be the bigger person.
Nephthys: You’re grounded for… till college!
Kid Anubis: FOR TILL COLLEGE?
Set: FOR TILL COLLEGE!
YALL WHAT TYSMMM
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Snorri Sturluson isn't the boss of me. 😤
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Narcissus*
Narcissus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10
Wepwawet: how do you spell "orange"?
Anubis: fruit or colour?
Set: *thinking*
Nephthys: I've raised a couple of idiots
Idunn: we should go to a haunted house this year
Hel: what's wrong with the one you live in?
Idunn:
Idunn : WHAT
Poseidon: You shouldn't be using a straw
Zeus: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment
Hades: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
Tlaloc: Why are you smiling?
Tezcatlipoca: What? Am I not allowed to just be happy?
Xipe-Totec: Quetz tripped and fell in the parking lot.