Achilles: oops my beloved husband/love of my life was murdered by Hector so I guess I have to chase him screaming around the battlefield and fight anything and anyone who gets in my way including this river god :D isn't going mad from grief so silly
Hector : WHERE IS YOUR IMPULSE CONTROL
Achilles: Bleeding to death on the ground
#someone did this with SOC but I wanted to do it with my babies achillies and hector#hector is actually just Odysseus after therapy#im sorry the fact that achillies literally FOUGHT A RIVER AND ONE is so funny to me#the illiad#tagamemnon#achilles x patroclus#hector of troy#hector breaker of horses#i love them but they are both so mentally unwell#if you saw this before i edited no you didn't