Peter: i saw a doggo today!
Loki, trying to adopt Midgardian culture: was it heckin' good?
Peter, tearing up: it was so heckin' good Mr loki!
Peter: i don't know why everyone treats me like a kid!!! Im mature and responsible!
Loki: you call going to the bathroom 'a trip to Tinkle Town'
Peter:... cus that's where i tinkle...
Loki: why do you always wave when you close your laptop?
Peter:oh um well mr loki I'm saying goodbye to the fbi agent!
Loki:...
Peter: you know, the person behind the webcam
Loki:...
Peter: watching everything you do
Loki:...
Peter: listening to everything you say
Loki:...
Peter: so they can catch you if you're bad
Loki: wait!
Peter: yeah its really messed up-
Loki: yoU HAVE A HEIMDAL TOO???
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