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So after seeing Dr Strange, I'm guessing these are the rules for variants in the multivurse?

Peter Parker: are you a high schooler with dead parents? Kinda nerdy but with a good heart? Brown hair, brown eyes? Refuse to seek medical care after spider bites? Congrats, you're a Peter Parker!

Loki: You like knives and the colour green? Fuck it, you're a Loki. Gender? What gender? Doesn't matter. You're a Loki. Black, white, or blue? Don't care, still a Loki. Old? Young? Loki. Black, blond, ginger hair? Stick something shiny and vaguely pointy on it, BOOM, Loki. What's this? An alligator? You green? See above. Loki.

Dr Strange: Benedict Cumberbatch.

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Peter: and then Doctor Strange broke the multiverse and now there's all these different versions of me!

Loki: you made out with any of them yet?

Peter: um what?

Loki: nevermind...

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*peter and Morgan sitting in the dark when loki walks in*

Loki: what is going on in here?

Peter: n- nothing I swear!

Morgan: we're trying to summon a demon.

Loki: like Hel you are!

Loki: look at the state of that pentagram! And are those electric candles?

Peter: wait, what?

Loki: Peter, go get some goats blood. If we're doing this, we're doing it properly.

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Peter: Mr Loki! Do you want to play cards against humanity with me?!

Loki: of course!

Peter: it's a card game where you-

Loki: Peter please, you had me at 'against humanity'

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Peter: I wish I was like you!

Tony: When I look into your eyes, I see myself.

Peter: *Taking off his mirrored sunglasses* Oh, sorry about that.

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Peter: what do you call a depressed mammal that swings both ways?

Tony: me

Loki: me

Valkyrie: me

Peter: A BI POLAR BEAR!!!

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Peter: i saw a doggo today!

Loki, trying to adopt Midgardian culture: was it heckin' good?

Peter, tearing up: it was so heckin' good Mr loki!

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Peter: i don't know why everyone treats me like a kid!!! Im mature and responsible!

Loki: you call going to the bathroom 'a trip to Tinkle Town'

Peter:... cus that's where i tinkle...

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Loki: why do you always wave when you close your laptop?

Peter:oh um well mr loki I'm saying goodbye to the fbi agent!

Loki:...

Peter: you know, the person behind the webcam

Loki:...

Peter: watching everything you do

Loki:...

Peter: listening to everything you say

Loki:...

Peter: so they can catch you if you're bad

Loki: wait!

Peter: yeah its really messed up-

Loki: yoU HAVE A HEIMDAL TOO???

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Peter: Mr loki, why is your helmet so big and metal?

Loki: so I can attract lightening.

Peter: *gasp* Mr loki no don't say tha-

Thor, pinching loki's butt: it's working sexy

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Thor:...and now with father dead, I have no parents.

Peter: omg Mr Thor I have no parents too!!!

Thor: really?!

Peter: Orphan high five!!!

*high five*

Thor: that didn't help as much as I thought it might...

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Thor: looks like you've really become close with Peter, Loki.

Loki: yeah, he's like the brother I never had!

Thor:

Thor: :(

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Loki: Peter why are you wearing my helmet? I said you have to ask permission first!

Peter: I did ask. You never said I had to get a yes.

Loki: ...

Loki: *choked up* I- I have NEVER been so proud...

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Loki: what happened to your arm, spider-tween?

Peter, with his arm in a sling: my horse yeeted from its back.

Loki:...

Loki: iT dID wHaT noW?!

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Peter: um Mr loki sir? Can you help me?

Loki: what is it now spider-peasant?

Peter: well it's just that I didn't do very well on my Spanish test...

Loki: and?

Peter: and the teacher said only an act of God could make me pass now.

Loki:...

Loki: I'm on it.

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Tony: Peter! Get away from loki, he's dangerous!

Thor: It's OK, Loki could neverhurt a child!

Loki drawing knives: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!

Peter: omg Mr loki, your knives as so shinny and cool!

Loki:

Tony:

Thor:

Loki: I require a different child!

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